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- I'm reading Motoki's blog for months but never commented it [yet].
My thought goes to his family
(see Tamyu's user card)

- I wished to speak with Tamyu and HelloKitty but never dare to contact her (I'm shy, be good with me
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So many secrets!, this is officially my best thread ever!.
It is soooo fun to read!
Thanks guys!

Here goes another mine: I'm actually falling in love all over again....
 

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Ok so here's a secret of mine. >_>

I think a friend of mine is getting aways from us. (me and my friends , we are his friends. >_> )
I didn't even tell my friends that I think like that , but it really makes me worried why he is acting so strange lately.
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If I told anyone they would probably be shocked of how I think about my friends.
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Ok, this one's true:

My girlfriend likes me to shave my balls and, just this week, she decided that it would be fun if I let her "veet" them.
Seemed like a good idea (she had that glint in her eye so I was kinda looking forward to the aftershow party) but a couple of minutes later I found myself running naked through the house so I could soothe my bollocks in cold water.

Maybe I just have sensitive pods, but it fucking burns, man!

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Ok, this one's true:

My girlfriend likes me to shave my balls and, just this week, she decided that it would be fun if I let her "veet" them.
Seemed like a good idea (she had that glint in her eye so I was kinda looking forward to the aftershow party) but a couple of minutes later I found myself running naked through the house so I could soothe my bollocks in cold water.

Maybe I just have sensitive pods, but it fucking burns, man!
Ha I did that once! I had to goto the doctor as I had this massive rash (do not scratch, it made it my skin very sticky). It was kinda embarrassing telling him how it happened. I didn't just do my balls but EVERY bit of pube. I the stuff that you're suppose shower off.

Happened to this girl I use to see as well.

Theres a reason why it says "do not use on pubic hair"
 
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