[Team Thonk] Thonk - The best homebrew in history

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by The-4n, Oct 9, 2018.

  1. The-4n
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    The-4n GBAtemp Regular

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    You guys are saved, Team Thonk is here to save you
    The best homebrew in the history got released
    Team Thonk is here to make switch great again, We thonked alot to make this
    THIS IS WHAT YOU NEEDED, NEED AND WILL NEED
    To you homebrew bounty competitors, you have no chance to win the competition, GBATEMP mods will surely give all 8k$ to this app so quit now and stop wasting your time

    Features:
    Drama Free, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
    Best Quality, Made by the most skilled programmers in the world who are thonkers known as Team Thonk
    Birck Code Free, YES, Thanks to the Team Thonk thonkers, they decided to not include brick code cause they have to delete it in future versions anyway or ppl will flame them as f**k
    Free, Team Thonk doesn't need your money, it needs your thonks, so thonk instead of pay
    No Drama, just want to say again, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
    Open-Source, Team Thonk advanced codes are open-source, you can use it although nearly no one can understand the super ultra mega complex algorithms of them


    Also our apps have some revolutionary features:

    Thonk Features:
    Perfectly Balanced, thonk is exactly in middle of your screen, thanks to the balancing technology of Team Thonk
    You can exit from App!!! such a wonderful job Team Thonk, you can exit from app with + button on controller

    Thonk ASCII Features:
    No way to exit but it exits, Thanks to the one of the best Team Thonk thonkers, @Crusatyr, after you open the app, you have to wait 15 secs and it'll close, The reason: "The reason for this is to give your switch adequate time to thonk"
    Full screen, Team Thonk thonks that full screen ascii thonk make your thonks thonkier

    Source codes:
    https://gist.github.com/The-4n/2efda944332a1a4b195b9f3e2b398ae9
    https://gist.github.com/Crusatyr/0a13fe0debc9e01d56113ee14253976c

    This is just the beginning, you can't imagine what we have for you

    Team Thonk members:
    @The-4n
    @Crusatyr
    also some guy named Apple in discord, idk his GBATEMP username, he thonks alot and tested the apps

    —< Team Thonk, Rocking World in 2018 and beyond! >—
     

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  2. EliseZeroTwo

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    fuck it im in too @The-4n sign me up please. Team Thonk is great.
     
  3. DeoNaught

    DeoNaught I break all the warranties

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    Video proof?

    Drama-free is really hard to attain especially in this day in age, just need proof, so I don't get swooned again :eyes:
     
  4. Draxzelex

    Draxzelex GBAtemp Guru

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    ReSwitched will be quaking in their hard drives.
     
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  5. Crusatyr

    Crusatyr Advanced Member

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    One of the key features that Team Thonk brings to the scene is our patented DGAF and DBAD mindsets and this is reflected in every single one of our apps. NOBODY, to our knowledge has created, or attempted to create, either of these two homebrew applications before and should someone claim they did, well, we don't give a fuck. We are more than welcome to share the spotlight with any thonkers or would-be thonkers. The more thonking, the better.

    These apps are compatible with all CFW implementations and do exactly as described. Anyone claiming otherwise is trying to bring drama to our drama-free team and will most likely be ignored.
     
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  6. GraFfiX420

    GraFfiX420 GBAtemp Fan

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    Team Thonk, coming through again, thanks guy.
     
  7. JellyPerson

    JellyPerson https://discord.gg/BMVma8j

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    I am joining this team now. Sorry ReSwitched plebes.
     
  8. altorn

    altorn GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    People will find a way to inject some drama into this project's bumhole. Just you wait.
    Anyway, can you include Network Install and Fat32 split files support plz?
     
  9. Xandrid

    Xandrid GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I guess...
     
  10. Kilim

    Kilim ReiNX Official Dad™

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    fuctmmrkdjxk

    im done goodbye
     
  11. LordApplz

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    This is such a great tool, thanks for this!
     
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  12. NoNAND

    NoNAND No NAND allowed here hehehe

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    Wow very cool
    PP (Very Soft) 10102018131839.jpg
     
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  13. iriez

    iriez GBAtemp Regular

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    So, if im understanding the code correctly, this is just basically a hello world app that prints your custom emoji avatar?

    If so, incredible work. I have complete faith this will win the bounty as surely no one else could surpass this level of engineering experience!

    Kudos to you guys :toot:
     
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  14. The-4n
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    The-4n GBAtemp Regular

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    WE ARE TEAM THONK
    WE ARE THE BEST
    DON'T GET DISTRACTED BY OTHER PROJECTS
    WE ARE THE SAVIOUR OF SWITCH SCENE
     
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  15. The-4n
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    The-4n GBAtemp Regular

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    Do you guys know that our Thonk-ASCII app is fully compatible with yuzu (switch emulator)?
    Amazing job @Crusatyr
     
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  16. LordApplz

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    WOW, i cant wait to try it out.

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —
     
  17. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda

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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    fits with your avatar :P
     
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