[Team Thonk] Thonk - The best homebrew in history

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You guys are saved, Team Thonk is here to save you
The best homebrew in the history got released
Team Thonk is here to make switch great again, We thonked alot to make this
THIS IS WHAT YOU NEEDED, NEED AND WILL NEED
To you homebrew bounty competitors, you have no chance to win the competition, GBATEMP mods will surely give all 8k$ to this app so quit now and stop wasting your time

Features:
Drama Free, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
Best Quality, Made by the most skilled programmers in the world who are thonkers known as Team Thonk
Birck Code Free, YES, Thanks to the Team Thonk thonkers, they decided to not include brick code cause they have to delete it in future versions anyway or ppl will flame them as f**k
Free, Team Thonk doesn't need your money, it needs your thonks, so thonk instead of pay
No Drama, just want to say again, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
Open-Source, Team Thonk advanced codes are open-source, you can use it although nearly no one can understand the super ultra mega complex algorithms of them


Also our apps have some revolutionary features:

Thonk Features:
Perfectly Balanced, thonk is exactly in middle of your screen, thanks to the balancing technology of Team Thonk
You can exit from App!!! such a wonderful job Team Thonk, you can exit from app with + button on controller

Thonk ASCII Features:
No way to exit but it exits, Thanks to the one of the best Team Thonk thonkers, @Crusatyr, after you open the app, you have to wait 15 secs and it'll close, The reason: "The reason for this is to give your switch adequate time to thonk"
Full screen, Team Thonk thonks that full screen ascii thonk make your thonks thonkier

Source codes:
https://gist.github.com/The-4n/2efda944332a1a4b195b9f3e2b398ae9
https://gist.github.com/Crusatyr/0a13fe0debc9e01d56113ee14253976c

This is just the beginning, you can't imagine what we have for you

Team Thonk members:
@The-4n
@Crusatyr
also some guy named Apple in discord, idk his GBATEMP username, he thonks alot and tested the apps

—< Team Thonk, Rocking World in 2018 and beyond! >—
 

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Crusatyr

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Drama-free is really hard to attain especially in this day in age, just need proof, so I don't get swooned again :eyes:

One of the key features that Team Thonk brings to the scene is our patented DGAF and DBAD mindsets and this is reflected in every single one of our apps. NOBODY, to our knowledge has created, or attempted to create, either of these two homebrew applications before and should someone claim they did, well, we don't give a fuck. We are more than welcome to share the spotlight with any thonkers or would-be thonkers. The more thonking, the better.

These apps are compatible with all CFW implementations and do exactly as described. Anyone claiming otherwise is trying to bring drama to our drama-free team and will most likely be ignored.
 
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You guys are saved, Team Thonk is here to save you
The best homebrew in the history got released
Team Thonk is here to make switch great again, We thonked alot to make this
THIS IS WHAT YOU NEEDED, NEED AND WILL NEED
To you homebrew bounty competitors, you have no chance to win the competition, GBATEMP mods will surely give all 8k$ to this app so quit now and stop wasting your time

Features:
Drama Free, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
Best Quality, Made by the most skilled programmers in the world who are thonkers known as Team Thonk
Birck Code Free, YES, Thanks to the Team Thonk thonkers, they decided to not include brick code cause they have to delete it in future versions anyway or ppl will flame them as f**k
Free, Team Thonk doesn't need your money, it needs your thonks, so thonk instead of pay
No Drama, just want to say again, Team Thonk doesn't give a f**k to anything
Open-Source, Team Thonk advanced codes are open-source, you can use it although nearly no one can understand the super ultra mega complex algorithms of them


Also our apps have some revolutionary features:

Thonk Features:
Perfectly Balanced, thonk is exactly in middle of your screen, thanks to the balancing technology of Team Thonk
You can exit from App!!! such a wonderful job Team Thonk, you can exit from app with + button on controller

Thonk ASCII Features:
No way to exit but it exits, Thanks to the one of the best Team Thonk thonkers, @Crusatyr, after you open the app, you have to wait 15 secs and it'll close, The reason: "The reason for this is to give your switch adequate time to thonk"
Full screen, Team Thonk thonks that full screen ascii thonk make your thonks thonkier

Source codes:
https://gist.github.com/The-4n/2efda944332a1a4b195b9f3e2b398ae9
https://gist.github.com/Crusatyr/0a13fe0debc9e01d56113ee14253976c

This is just the beginning, you can't imagine what we have for you

Team Thonk members:
@The-4n
@Crusatyr
also some guy named Apple in discord, idk his GBATEMP username, he thonks alot and tested the apps

—< Team Thonk, Rocking World in 2018 and beyond! >—

This is such a great tool, thanks for this!
 

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So, if im understanding the code correctly, this is just basically a hello world app that prints your custom emoji avatar?

If so, incredible work. I have complete faith this will win the bounty as surely no one else could surpass this level of engineering experience!

Kudos to you guys :toot:
 
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