No developer is more closely associated to the term "breast physics" than Team Ninja. The team behind Ninja Gaiden, Dead or Alive, and Metroid: Other M, is somewhat infamous for their portrayal of women. Some say it's just fanservice, others argue it's blatant objectification, but either way, both sides can agree that it's not very realistic. Well, according to Yosuke Hayashi, they have no intention of changing this anytime soon. What's more, he argues that this sort of representation is "common sense", with a basis in Japanese culture. Um... Joystiq So, kids, remember... Warning: Spoilers inside! In the words of Dr. Evil, "Riiiiiight."