Teacher be like...

[Black-Ice]

So I was sittin' class.
Teacher be like "Can you summarize the meaning of the poem"
I was all gettin' ready to answer, I open my mouth
Teacher be like "YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS"

 

[Gahars]

Uh, she be ballin' in the D-league,
Uh, you be speaking swaghili.

 

[ßleck]

Speaking about poems... I remember a discussion about a Dutch poem in class. We got to watch a video of someone reading the poem and... Well, see for yourself (0:37 is where the magic begins):

Apparently this is one of the most famous Dutch poems. Also the sounds he makes aren't from any actual words, this poem doesn't have any "real" words.

 

[Flame]

Flame be like: fuck that teachers ass.

 

[Veho]

Speaking of poems...




Yes, it's real, and yes, the translation is real.


I cry evry tym ;O;

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

tl;dr the teacher was well aware of how dumb Back Lice is ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O

 

[ComeTurismO]

Today after school my teacher told me to stay over. Waiting for an hour for him to come back, he does, saying that he forgot.