Teach junk mailers to stop sending you stuff.

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  1. Rydian
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    http://www.officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/

    If you were going to do this, what would you send?
     
  2. Ritsuki

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    I think I would send my dead microwave. Seriously, it's standing on my terrace with some other dead electronic devices and I really want to get rid of it [​IMG]
     
  3. Fudge

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    I would send a old broken TV. That would weigh a lot and get rid of junk.
     
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    This is a great idea. I can't abide any kind of junkmail/spam/cold calling. I'd probably send one of the rocks from the local riverbank. Some of those beasts are as big as a football. [​IMG]
     
  5. .Chris

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    hmmm, turd to represent what they send to us! [​IMG]
     
  6. Paarish

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    definitly bricks [​IMG]
     
  7. scrtmstr

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    i'd just pit in a small engine block, and then put stones and lead plates in there i've still got here.
     
  8. Slyakin

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    I'd just get a refrigerator box and fix it with cement blocks, bricks, and maybe an old TV or two. [​IMG]
     
  9. Thoob

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    I'd do a crap in the paid-for envelope, then mail it off. If they're going to send me some of their shit, I'll send them some of mine. [​IMG]
     
  10. going nutz

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    will this really work?
     
  11. Phoenix Goddess

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    I'd send ten things of rotting meat and I'd pack it so it hides the odor, then when they opened it.... Vomit party!
     
  12. Scott-105

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    You're evil [​IMG]

    Actually, I'd probably do the same...Well, something nasty anyway. I hate junk mailers sooo much.
     
  13. jefffisher

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    wasting bricks, a box, my tape, my time and space on the mailtruck.

    whatever happened to the old fashioned quick and easy drop junk mail into trashcan method?
     
  14. Peelbash

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  15. Terminator02

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    o mah gawd!!! you've got to recycle that, not fill up our landfills with paper
     
  16. CannonFoddr

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    So is that 're-turd to sender' then ??
     
  17. spruced

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    Haha, clever!
     
  18. gameboy13

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    This is epic. [​IMG]

    I would put all of the junk mail they have sent me over the past few months. it should weigh about the same as a brick.
     
  19. myuusmeow

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    One time my dad sent evangelical paraphernalia in one of these prepaid mailers.

    He wasn't doing it tongue in cheek either.