Table Sixty-Nine

[Another World]

Using this application it is possible to find out if you are seated at table #69 in any radix. Be sure to check out the homepage for more information on this unique application.

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[RPG Hacker]

For some reason I can't stop thinking that this is a porn game. 0_o

 

[jimmyemunoz]

The world would be better off, if crap like this never existed.

 

[servant]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Just spent the last few minutes trying to comprehend the point in this and can't, I just can't...

 

[Sicklyboy]

...what

 

[Bladexdsl]

lolwat?

 

[Deleted-236924]

Is this the beginning of Shovelware homebrew?

 

[Nathan Drake]

This homebrew is pretty funny, actually, just because it's so ridiculous. It utilizes math so that you're always at table 69 in some way. If you read the description on the website, it's obviously just humorous homebrew. I applaud the person for being so creatively nerdy.

 

[VatoLoco]

This homebrew is pretty funny to me, too. Reminds me of way back in the day, my first job was at a pizza store at the local mall food court. We had an intercom for calling out orders, and when number 69 came up, we would have fun calling it out as loud as possible(usually in a jackie mason style voice).

 

[deathking]

However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are “seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three.” Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

 

[AlanJohn]

I downloaded this in hope that I will finally get a nice fap from homebrew.
I was terribly disappointed.

 

[Sicklyboy]

However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are “seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three.” Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

Except nobody knows how the hell to count in base 33.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are “seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three.” Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

Except nobody knows how the hell to count in base 33.

Chell claims she does and even demonstrated. "Base 1, base 2, base 3, base 4...."

 

[Another World]

I downloaded this in hope that I will finally get a nice fap from homebrew.
I was terribly disappointed.

if you are looking for that then you should hunt down a copy of Fatal Relations v1.0c.

-another world

 

[Pleng]

However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are “seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three.” Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

Except nobody knows how the hell to count in base 33.

I don't think deathking was being entirely serious!

 

[aaronz77]

If you're sitting at a table with your NDS and this homebrew, I have news for you... You're not getting laid. And don't even bother trying to get a phone number. Try some online dating sites or something.. I'm sure some 3rd world mail order bride is desperate.

 

[Nathan Drake]

However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are “seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three.” Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

Except nobody knows how the hell to count in base 33.

I don't think deathking was being entirely serious!

He quoted that right from the source site.

 

[Another World]

If you're typing on gbatemp without this homebrew, I have news for you... You're not getting laid. And don't even bother trying to get a phone number. Try some online dating sites or something.. I'm sure some 3rd world mail order bride is desperate.

-another world

 

[AlanJohn]

I downloaded this in hope that I will finally get a nice fap from homebrew.
I was terribly disappointed.

if you are looking for that then you should hunt down a copy of Fatal Relations v1.0c.

-another world

Just found out about this.
Thank you so much, I love you.

 

[Another World]

Just found out about this.
Thank you so much, I love you.

sadly it was never finished. he was going to add d-pad controls, the voice acting from the original game, and some other stuff. his website is gone and i don't have his contact information, or i would bug him a bit to finish it up. =P the game itself is fully winnable. enjoy it.

-another world