Switch - performing sexual acts on mates and splashing faces???

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  1. fatsquirrel
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    I just watched the commercial and...damn thats erotically erotic.
    Are we gonna have to perform sexual moves on our mates and then for a finisher splash the girls face?
    Nintendo you dirty old bastard you

    Skip the video to 3:53
     
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    Wow, that has got to be the dumbest 1,2 switch game yet. There is no air stream, so why would anyone react?

    I think Ninty might find themselves in a class action lawsuit for deceptive advertising here soon.
     
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    Another random thread.
     
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    Holy shit why aint this on the EOF
     
  6. fatsquirrel
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    Please put that comma elsewhere it's driving me insane :tpi:
    Also how is this random?
     
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    Uhhhh maybe because I doubt this was Nintendo's intention and this literally doesn't matter or affect the quality of the game.
     
  8. duffmmann

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    Its way too innocent of a thing to get a lawsuit, especially a class action lawsuit. Now if they explicitly said, you WILL feel the digital drink in your face, then sure you could try and raise a lawsuit, you could argue there would be grounds for it. But that's just a guy reacting and playing along with the general atmosphere, its clearly just supposed to be showing that he's having fun, not that he really believes something splashed in his face.
     
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    I wouldn't call this game to be honest. Its a gimmick. Even Wii Music was more of a game than this stupidity. :(
     
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    Well fortunately unlike Wii Music, there is more to 1,2, Switch than this one dumb mini game, some of the other mini games do look like legit fun. You just have to regard it as not a traditional video game, its more in line laser tag or those games where you give hints about the name on someone's forehead until they can figure out who they are. It's a party game. Wii Music was.... well I'm still not entirely sure what the point of Wii Music was.
     
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    W...what is that minigame even... Like...what?

    ...I have no words. I'm just gonna put this in the EOF and walk away. Far away.
     
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    What kinda reach
     
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    THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN MILK
    I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH PEOPLE PLAYING 1-2-SWITCH WHILE LOOKING EXTREMELY AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE
    THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT
     
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    You know this was on mario party right?
    You shook a soda can up and when the time ran out you open it. Who ever had the highest spray won the mini game.

    So this is nothing new.
     
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    Why was this moved to the Edge of the Forum? Unacceptable, its a legit discussion :yayswitch:
     
  16. rastsan

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    Is it just me -- but by the time I get to 2 and half minutes I lose interest...
    its all stuff that can be done with android... all of it... google chrome, bluetooth contoller, better specs depending on the gear... seriously its like nintendo decided to put all the stuff that other things can do and better in rebranded not as good nintendo package. how long will it take for developers to go why are we paying to develop on / for nintendo when we don't on android?

    as to the original reason for posting I don't see it and I looked real hard (and hard)... and no flagpole more of a deflating situation... I tried really I did....

    meh I can usually see it but not this time...
     
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    But can an android tablet play switch games? And technically it can't instantly switch from on and off TV and the joycons are pretty different.
     
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    If you mean stopping chromecast and continuing to play yeah that is pretty much the same time. Again with the right gear... all this did was make me want to approach those or other developers to make nearly the same... really its not that big a leap.
     
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    Okay even with this although I do think the switch does it better. Can the android tablet play switch games? All I know is it plays mobile games, but since when are those good. :P