switch hacks when?

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  1. epickid37
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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    i really want to pirate some game demos. when will hacks be out?!?!?
     


  2. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    When it's out. Please be patient.
     
  3. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    never
     
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  4. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    but i can't wait! i want to pirate now!
     
  5. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    See above post; hacks aren't magic lol
     
  6. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    but, can't you hack it or something? i really want them!!!!!
     
  7. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    No, you're asking the wrong guy. Keep your shirt on, please.
     
  8. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    but all my shirts are dirty!
     
  9. Zekamon

    Zekamon Now with extra salt!

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    Yeah why don't you guys just hack the Switch? I sold my wife for the Switch so I can pirate but there is no freeShop for Switch just hack it!!!
     
  10. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  11. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    It's coming now, i've been working on it and i am now realeasing it
     
  12. Zekamon

    Zekamon Now with extra salt!

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    Can I get a beta version plz???
     
  13. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    I'll publically release it now
    Steps:
    1. turn on switch
    2. insert game
    3. hack at it with an axe
    4. now you have a newly hacked switch
    I call it Axehax
     
  14. Zekamon

    Zekamon Now with extra salt!

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    How do I install CIAs now?!
     
  15. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    you'll have to download IRS payload(Installation Receiver Service) from totallyrealswitchhacklol.gov/irs, and install it by printing out the entire file's hex code on paper, throw the papers and the switch in the microwave. The hex code will be absorbed into the switch and install IRS. Then you can open IRS to install .cia files
     
  16. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    Instructioons unclear. My Switch is now dancing.
     
  17. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Dancing is a part of the installation process, this is normal because the switch is so happy to be hacked that it dances
     
  18. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    And is it also normal that it is singign "Never gonna give you up"?
     
  19. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Yes, that is normal. I used that song to verify the installation is working as it should be
     
  20. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    Okay good, now the installation screen appeared saying it is installed. But when i rebooted i received an error "No pizza"