Swedish scientist suggests eating "long pig" to fight climate change

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  1. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    I'll go back to soybeans and SNES games, that's nicer.
     
  2. Godofcheese

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    You can't eat snes games :/
     
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  3. kumikochan

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    well not only that, most chemicals that are in food in the US have been banned in Europe for health safety. Many food additives have been known to cause cancer that are still used in food in the US and farm animals have been pumped full of drugs to make them bigger and so forth. The things that cause cancer and other harmful effects to the body banned in Europe but used in food in the US is '' Potassium bromate, azordicarbonamide,ADA, BHA, BHT, brominated vegetable oil, food dyes, growth hormones, ractopamine etc ...''
     
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  4. H1B1Esquire

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    I offer my exquisite palate for palpable delicacies to single women over 18 who keep themselves clean, if we're taking pre-orders on bodies.

    I guess Game$top just got new competition

    Other jokes:
    Who do you complain to if the human tastes bad?
    If you're on the pedo list, can you eat children?
    Does human have to be cooked to 165°F?
    Is the "special sauce" going to be like
    this
    Will it only be big pingas?
    Will there be new size orders on boobs, asses, and dicks? Will it cost more?
    Are we going to go back to making bone art jewelry?
    How are they going to clean the body parts? What about those grotesque
    feetseses
    ?
    Can we order human at a drive-through: one large blood drink, one D-cup titty (hold the milk), one McFrothy with two medium-sized left nuts on top, half-a-buttcheek (no hair), and a large pinga with a sphincter casing? All for a little under $69.69, with coupon/app order, boiiiii?
    Will there be different versions between "white" "meat" and "dark" "meat"?
    Will your dead guy face be featured on the box?

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    But you can eat X1 games

    and Switch


    I know what you're thinking and I don't know if they're 18+.
     
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  5. Godofcheese

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    To avoid all of this I'm sure everyone will be mixed into a slurry and made into some weird pink McDonalds meat :)
     
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  6. catlover007

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    oh, please this thread is, or is going to be, more or less bad provocation, to discredit people who aren't ignoring/denying climate change.
     
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  7. wartutor

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    Now it just got taken up a notch...bamm
     
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  8. H1B1Esquire

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    You're right

    I like the wording of "breast carcasses".
     
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  9. morvoran
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    Drinking leftist tears...Yummy!
  10. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    Ew, this looks nasty. Many food stuffs look rather not so pleasing when you see how they are produced.

    Edit:
    I try to avoid heavily processed foods and additives as much as I can.

    Can you believe how hard it is to find even a jar of pickles here in Germany without any added sugar or fructose/glucose?
    Or a can of tomatoes without citric acid?

    Just to give an example, with other additives it's much the same.

    I think the situation in the US is even worse. We often go shopping over in France because their stuff is better.
     
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  11. H1B1Esquire

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    Earth, bro-dude.
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  12. Rolf12

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    I'm good. First I think it's disgusting to treat and keep animals in a way that forces the carcasses to be rinsed with chlorine before eaten. And I have from good sources (veterinarian) that meat from the country I live is safe. Since how they are bred is well regulated and checked.
     
  13. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    Meat nuts!

    Haha, I just laughed my ass off on that commerical.

    Edit:
    Hmm, those pickles contain sodium benzoate. I've no idea what that is, but google tells me it might be not so healthy.
    Ah, you never really know with these preservatives and all that stuff.

    But they are sugar free and kosher, so that's something! ;P
     
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  14. H1B1Esquire

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Thankfully, it's only 1%--much less than certain drinks. The Kosher part is a huge plus, as well.
     
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  15. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    I agree!
     
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    a Fuking van
    a modest proposal, let's partake

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    why not both? join the white glove society today!
     
  17. burial

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    Jokes on u.....we atheists already eat babies.
     
  18. DarkCoffe64

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    Eating the dead?
    Well, I guess that would probably solve the situation of a zombie attack, eh.
    And well, if I were to eat my recently deceased grandma, I wouldn't have much to eat, she's literally skin and bones.



    ...rip grandma... :sad:
     
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  19. yuyuyup

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    I'm sorry but this retarded shit should be moderated.
     
  20. morvoran
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    Drinking leftist tears...Yummy!
    thanks for your opinion, come enjoy the conversation and stay on topic. We're trying to save the world here.

    I wish I had skin and bones to chew on, my grandparents are just ashes.
     
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