Swedish scientist suggests eating "long pig" to fight climate change

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  1. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    Sure thing, I'm delicious! Not much fat, though...
    :P
     
  2. Godofcheese

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    Sounds perfect :)
     
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  3. Veho

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    Slow braise, then?
     
  4. GBAer

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    Probably has more credibility than Russiagate.
     
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  5. Godofcheese

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    Doesn't really matter if it's credible or not
    They let a dude talk on TV (Channel, TV4 to be exact) on how cannibalism could be the answer, and he's researching how it could be made possible and how to remove the stigma surrounding cannibalism :)
     
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  6. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    I'm still not sure if this is supposed to be comedy or taken serious. it's weird. People object to eating insects already, how are you gonna explain to them that they should put old gramps in the freezer when he falls over?
     
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  7. Godofcheese

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    TV4 are dumb af
    They'll believe anything if it fits their agenda
    Doesn't really matter if the dude was trolling the shit out of them


    No one wants to eat an old person
    Why do you think we eat baby moo moo's
    The meat is better :)
     
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  8. Lazyboss

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    But can we eat babies? they are soft and juicy. :tpi:
     
  9. Godofcheese

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    Defenseless too
     
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  10. leon315

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    i suggest to eat every dogs and cats before any human flesh. :)
     
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  11. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    This thread is weird. Weird, but gold.
     
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  12. Godofcheese

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    Join us brother
    Or become food
     
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  13. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    I'm with you. I'm not ready to be shredded yet.

    (One soylent toast with fresh toppings for me, please.)
     
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  14. Godofcheese

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    Good choice
    We use shredded Human Horn (futurama reference) as parmesan replacement
    Super good on pasta :)
     
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  15. Reynardine

    Reynardine Wrote in ancient letters, my name is Reynardine

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    Wooo!

    Horned cheese...

    Ew :blink:
     
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  16. Godofcheese

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    Also, I mean the lower horn
     
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  17. H1B1Esquire

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    So, how many Soylent Green jokes are going to happen?

    "The year is 2022. Nothing runs anymore; nothing works....but the people are the same..."
    LOLOLOLOLOL

    Also accepting jokes about eating genitals (from eating ass, vag, peen, and balls/sack/in a sack) all the way to jokes about new dishes being made: Hoes Mad about her Clam with sauce, Is This a Penis sausage, Salty Mountain Oysters, Breaded Chickenhead breast, and afterbirth...Oh, wait.

    For serious, I think we can do something better than eating people. I sure hope the "scientist" is the first one eaten....and the only one eaten by this "suggestion".
     
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  18. morvoran
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    Drinking leftist tears...Yummy!
    Now that is what I call a coincidence. It's coming, folks. The impossible burger is people!!! It's PEOPLE!!!!

    For the conspiracy people in here, here's one for you....
    In the US, the Democrat forerunners running for president want us to become a Socialist nation to the likes of Venezuela where they have resorted to eating zoo animals and pets. They do not consider unborn babies as humans until they pass the birth canal as we now have abortion laws stating that they can be performed up till the moment of birth.
    Planned Parenthood has been known to advocate for abortion over other options like adoption and try to convince mothers that killing their baby is the better option.
    Now, we have here a left thinking swedish scientist advocating for cannibalism.

    Hmmm, are the democrats getting our future food source prepared and ready in case their socialist ideas don't work out? They'll say, "We aren'tt be eating people. We're eating "9-month underdeveloped fetuses" roasted slow with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

    Just something to ponder over.
     
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  19. Reynardine

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    And now it went from mildly disgusting but fun to full blown creepy.
     
  20. guisadop

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    Good idea.

    We'll start by eating all behavioural and climate scientists.
    I mean, he'll obviously volunteer, right?
     
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