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Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by imz, Nov 9, 2008.
The Dark Knight or the Man of Steel
batman is smexx xD
batman: Ha superman I know your weakness! I'll kill you with kryptonite!
Superman: lol. *flies off and throws the moon into batman.
Actually it'd be more like
Batman - "I know your weakness!"
Supes - "Where the hell did you come from?"
Supes flies away to throw the moon at Batman, but dies halfway there because he failed to notice that Batman already planted a big old rock of Kryptonite in his pants.
Power: The Supes
Coolness: The Dark Knight
Warning: Spoilers inside!
This fight has been made several times over the 70-year life of these characters. Batman carries a Kryptonite ring in his utility belt (see "Hush", e.g.), given to him by the very Superman, in case he becomes out of control (which happens rather usually, I must add ). Based on raw power, Superman would win. If we take into account the Kryptonite ring (or armour as in TDKR), Batman would win. Either way, neither of them kill, so any "victory" would only be partial.
Edit: OH LOL!!! I'm laughing my bloody *** out with that Bale pic xDDD
Batman for his UALUEUALUEUALUE action!
Batman, especially after the Dark Knight.
always seen superman as a big poof, batman was a big poof until Batman Begins, Superman has super powers and Batman is the only Super Hero with no Super powers, Supermans hair being swifted to the otherside is like the best disguise in the woooooooorlllllddd, would never know it was him, OK serious now, Batman is much better, Superman was just a silly idea "OH NO KRYPTONITE!!!!!" they made him to unbeatable, where as Batman has had a traumatic life been down low but yet has time to save the city he depsises, that's a true super hero lol
T^T have some sympathy for Superman...
Batman : I'm.. BATMAAAA*SPLORF*
Supes : oh sorry, was THAT your head?
Let's just put it this way, Batman has so much money he can import some kryptonite, so much kryptonite that as soon as Superman steps foot in Gotham he would be knocked dead.
Not to mention that because of Batman's knowledge of chemistry/pharmaceuticals, and Alfred's as well, Batman can drug himself up to fight the long fight!
So needless to say, Batman would win for multiple reasons!
also batman does not have any super powers o.O?
BATMAN : your dress you are so ridiculous!!! (then he dies of laughing! )
SUPER asshole : OH SHIT! then thats where my super assholic power comes from
Batman is better because he had to train himself to become what he is now, ok he had a fuckload of cash to do so but still.
Also Batman has beaten Superman many times.