Okay, this is a longshot, but did anyone ever cook up a way—romhack, patch, super-secret menu option, whatever—to disable those awful voice samples in the Super Mario Advance games? I've recently revisited them in an emulator and, yeah, I do like a lot of the little tweaks and new additions and etc etc but my god in heaven THEY WILL NOT SHUT UP. A penguin can't fart 6,000 miles away without Mario and/or Luigi blurting out some awful little screech about it.

And anyone who likes to play as Toad in SMB2 can only imagine the pain.