Suggestion: Monkat Rank

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by monkat, Jan 22, 2011.

  1. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    How many times have you looked at the number of ranks on GBAtemp and thought, "hmm..yeah, there are a few colours, but it really isn't all that impressive."?

    How many times have you thought, "Man, that Monkat guy is so cool! He should really get his name coloured and bolded!"

    Well now, there's a new solution that solves all of these problems and more: the Monkat Rank! The Monkat Rank simply bolds your username and changes it to pink, thus differentiating Monkat from the commoners and adds colour diversity to the otherwise dreadfully bland username themes!

    Only 1 easy payment of $19.95 gets you all this, and what's more, we'll throw in a free lifetime subscription the Monkast, the Monkat Podcast (partially sponsored by GBAtemp.net inc.)(updates weekly)!

    Just call 1-800-555-5555

    Order today!
     


  2. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Ummm....wat?
     
  3. Cuelhu

    Cuelhu GBATemp's Pepelatz Driver

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    I want a pink username too :3
     
  4. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    No.

    Never.
     
  5. SmokeFox

    SmokeFox Jesus Christ is the Lord

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    Wait, what/???
     
  6. SoraKeyofFate

    SoraKeyofFate Advanced Member

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    The Law hath spoken.
     
  7. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    No.

    You suck, law [​IMG]
     
  8. injected11

    injected11 Crescent Fresh™

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    As if this forum doesn't feed your ego enough already.
     
  9. Satangel

    Satangel BEAST

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    I approve this motion!
     
  10. mercluke

    mercluke ‮҉

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    Just get over yourself already
     
  11. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    That's the spirit! Everyone make like satangel and stop hurting my feelings with personal attacks [​IMG]
     
  12. Cuelhu

    Cuelhu GBATemp's Pepelatz Driver

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    I love you, monkat [​IMG]
     
  13. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    WHAT?! EOF MY ASS
     
  14. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    lol eof'd
     
  15. ineap09

    ineap09 GBAtemp Regular

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    Many places. O_O MemeLove: 4/5
    Y no 1 ansur wen i call numbr?
     
  16. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Poor monkat
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  17. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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  18. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Hah!

    I forge my own path in life! If you ever wanna join the monkateers, though, you're always welcome.
     
  19. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Never! I follow no man, even if he is the weird hybrid cousin of Caesar from Battle for the Planet of the Apes. You WILL call me Mein Fuhrer your leader!
     
  20. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Not even in your dreams!

    Even if you were to fulfill the purpose of this thread, I would never bow down to you!