Sucks to be you

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Oct 14, 2007

Sucks to be you by xcalibur at 8:18 PM (1,823 Views / 0 Likes) 26 replies

  1. xcalibur
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    who do you think is the most unfortunate gamecharacter?

    i would have to say cloud.. it would suck to be cloud
    that guy is one of the only few people allowed to be an emo
    he was bullied as a kid, became a failure as a SOLDIER, couldnt show his face to tifa out of shame, he gets captured and experimented on by a freaky scientist, breaks out with the only person he considers his friend but they get caught and zack gets killed making him go mad and forget his past, he takes up another identity out of shame of his real one(subconsiously), he then has to fight a madman and save the world, someone clos to him dies again, he sabotages himself due to jenova, goes mad and reduced to a drooling spazzo, he then has the one person that caused him to hide his identity find out about his failures and he has to admit that he was nothin but a fraud to himself, then he finds out that hes just a clone(thinks hes a clone, thanks for the correction Yoshimashin, havent played this game for 5 years). and asks for a number from the same wacky scientist but gets told hes a failure, and he finally beats the man behind the destruction of the world, and what does he get? a disease, thats what....

    any other suggestions?
     


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    Voldo.
     
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    Definately.
    He has to shoot zombies and gets sharp metal objects stabbed at him all the time.
     
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    Former Staff lagman I wish I was green.

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    On his first day, don't forget that part [​IMG]
     
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    His first day as a cop - Racoon City!

    Did I mention he also gets chased after a crazed man with a chainsaw wanting to slice his head off?

    Sheesh, give him a break!
     
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    New vote: zombies.
     
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    Arthur. From Ghosts 'n Goblins.

    What other character has to fight in their underwear? How unfortunate is that!?

    Well... Besides Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2... But I'm sure he lieks being nekked for the guards [​IMG]
     
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    bowser always getting jumped on by mario, a midget
     
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    your mother cause she shat out something as worthless as you... oh we are talking about games oh sorry. those apples that yoshi always ate just for fun.
     
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    Your ridiculously bad insults are starting to get annoying.
     
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    I'm assuming you're 12 or have a horrible sense of humor, for saying a mother shit's a baby.
     
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    i have to agree with first post and say Cloud....
     
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    Cloud wasnt the clone...
     
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    Yeah, Cloud or Leon Kennedy.
    Not really that much as those two but Kalas from Baten Kaitos
     
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    Leon S. Kennedy, no question.
     

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