"Stories" from my Country....

[Alexander1970]

A Man from Styria,a Man from Vienna and a Man from the Burgenland are sentenced to Death !
Execution by Shooting !

Says the Styrian to the Vienna Man and the Burgenlander:
"I heard,the People from the Firing Squad are very gullible ! Maybe we could somehow use it to escape !"

The Styrian is ordered to be executed outside.
The Execution Commander shouts: "Target Rifles !"
The Styrian shouts: "Earthquake !"
The People believe him and run away.
The Styrian escapes !

The Vienna Man thinks: "I can do that too !"
He is also ordered to be executed outside.
The Commander calls: "Target Rifles !"
The Vienna Man yells: "Storm Surge !"
The People again believe that too and run away.
The Vienna Man is also free.

The Burgenlander thinks: "I can do that too."
The Burgenlander is ordered for Execution outside.
The Execution Commander calls: "Target Rifles!"
The Burgenlander shouts: "Fire !"

 

[JuanMena]

A Man from Styria,a Man from Vienna and a Man from the Burgenland are sentenced to Death !
Execution by Shooting !

Says the Styrian to the Vienna Man and the Burgenlander:
"I heard,the People from the Firing Squad are very gullible ! Maybe we could somehow use it to escape !"

The Styrian is ordered to be executed outside.
The Execution Commander shouts: "Target Rifles !"
The Styrian shouts: "Earthquake !"
The People believe him and run away.
The Styrian escapes !

The Vienna Man thinks: "I can do that too !"
He is also ordered to be executed outside.
The Commander calls: "Target Rifles !"
The Vienna Man yells: "Storm Surge !"
The People again believe that too and run away.
The Vienna Man is also free.

The Burgenlander thinks: "I can do that too."
The Burgenlander is ordered for Execution outside.
The Execution Commander calls: "Target Rifles!"
The Burgenlander shouts: "Fire !"

We need one more tell a joke thread.

 

[Alexander1970]

It is Saturday after Midnight in Vienna.
Two Burgenlanders are standing in Front of a Vienna Bus Garage of the Austrian Federal Railways.

They want to go to back home to the Burgenland.
Since there is no Bus at this Time,they decide to break into the Garage to steal a Bus.
They actually manage it to get in.

One of the Burgenlanders takes the first Bus out,
then he also puts the Second,the Third and a Fourth Bus in Front of the Garage.

The other Burgenlander,shaking his Head,asks him:
"Are you crazy,why are you driving out all the Buses ?
We can take the First one !!"

The other Burgenlander answers:
"You know,the Bus that goes to Burgenland is at the very back !"