Square Enix Teases Final Fantasy Versus XIII... With Perfume

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  1. Gahars
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    The picture in question:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Take a whiff, kids. That's the scent of vaporware - with a slight hint of bullshit.

    Does Square Enix have a pending announcement to make? Will the game eventually see release? What will it be released on? I guess we'll have to wait and see what Noct-is and isn't.
     
  2. Langin

    Langin GBAtemp's kpop addict

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    Cool I love perfume! :wub:
     
  3. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

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    No because Square has gotten really good over the years of ignoring the fans.
     
  4. FAST6191

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    Yay stinkwater.

    Now the question of will the resulting advert be quite as mindnumbingly stupid as other stinkwater adverts. Normally *points at Japan* would suffice but stinkwater ads that I have been subject to have had me in stitches/assembling my sniper rifle without thinking so I am not sure what to bet on here.
     
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    They need to hurry up, we won't see a mainstream Kingdom Hearts game until they finish.
     
  6. emigre

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    Like that's a bad thing?
     
  7. Geren

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    Development of Versus moved to iOS, it will be a social game with microtransactions and multiple packs of DLC now. Calling it.
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Oh, it seems I messed up a wee bit with the title - it's Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

    I know, I know, the fans must be per-fuming right now. My bad.
     
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    So no news about the game after it's been in development for ages and instead we get perfume? Ugh, this stinks.
     
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  10. Bake

    Bake GBAtemp Regular

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    B-But... it's a perfume!
     
  11. Foxhounder

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    It is really bad actually.
     
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  12. narutofan777

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    this is dumb.

    more than 7+ years...holy motherbaawker. I have waited so long.

    let this year be the last...so tetsuya nomura can go home and spend time with his wife. and so he can work on KH3.

    :yay:
     
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  13. Black-Ice

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    YES
    THEY'RE STILL DOING IT
    THEY STILL CARE
    FINAL FANTASY XIII FOR LIFE
    ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;
     
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    lol duke nukem forever all over again
    I hope the perfume's scent comes immediately and not many years after first wear
     
  15. UltraHurricane

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    I don't know but there's something seriously wrong with Square's internal management when there spending all this money and time on fancy tech demos and games that have been too long in development

    the fact that there making ANOTHER sequel to FF13 is just.... WHO IS ASKING FOR THIS?? It's not even the most popular game in the series, Mystic Quest is looked on more favorably then FF13 at this point i mean jesus christ

    well IF FF vs 13 does come out, maybe it'll be pretty good, I mean it's not like Square has any cheap fly-by-night developers in china they can outsource it to or is switching teams in general like Duke Nukem or Colonial Marines, at least I hope not... I could be wrong
     
  16. chavosaur

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    I wonder If Kingdom Hearts 3 will be teased with a Keychain...
     
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    Perfume usually stinks. Well to me it does.
     
  18. Bake

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    I cannot disagree.
     
  19. Black-Ice

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    This was originally announced at the time of the original FF 13.
    And has been delayed for many years, and for what its worth, alot of people have been asking for this, for years.
     
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  20. Jamstruth

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    I reckon this will probably become FFXV because Versus XIII has never looked like it has anything to do with the XIII universe so.. why include it as a XIII sequel? Personally I'm still hating on the fact that XI and XIV are full numbered when in my mind they should be FFOnline: I and II
     
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