[Special Report] Why Were There No Women Presenters At The PlayStation 4 Event?

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  1. Foxi4
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    Everybody knows that girls can't do shit...
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    ...other than suck dick
     
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  2. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Sony actually had a large stable of women developers, but in an act of righteous vengeance, Kevin Butler wooed them all away like a sexual pied piper.

    The pipe was his penis.
     
  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Because they were all in the kitchen.
     
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    But they preferred to go to the bedroom.
    ^PUN.
     
  5. soulx

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    Fucking sexist Nazi homophobic racist Sony. At least Nintendo being the all-inclusive great that they are supports women in the game industry.

    Like Cammie Dunaway.

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    I guess they were too busy out the back making sandwiches for the presenters, somebody has to feed them.
     
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    I'm glad they've Dunaway with Cammie.
     
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  8. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    They were too busy being pregnant and barefoot.
     
  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I never understood that "barefoot" thing. What does it mean? What does it reference? I confus :(
     
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    I'm guessing that it's supposed to be a reference to one of pregnancy's side effects, namely swollen feet.
     
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    Guess whose "plumbing" Mario works on? :tpi:
     
  12. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I googled it. It's horribly boring, and like most such phrases, it's completely meaningless.
     
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    So meaningless that it even has a meaning!
     
  14. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Nope. It used to have a meaning, but not any more. Now it's just an empty phrase people yell at each other.