Sony, as you all know, is an electronics company with a wide array of products and services - ranging from video game consoles and televisions to protection rackets and knee-clubbings. Well, they've also got their fingers in the internet pie, and they're taking an even bigger piece. Except now they're not sharing their piece because they didn't bring American forks. Or something. Crap, now I'm hungry for a good pie. Key lime maybe? Or pumpkin. Pumpkin's good, but it's sort of a seasonal thing and... oh, right, news article. Right. Look, forget the analogy. Let's just get to the news! The Escapist Japan... only? I'd say that Sony is acting worse than Mafioso Hitler here, but really, that's not fair. I mean, I don't want to be too harsh on the guy. So remember - while your internet huffs and puffs just to load Google, Tokyo browsers will be zipping through the web like Flash on a Scarface-inspired coke binge, and all thanks to Sony. Those heartless, careless bastards.