Sony is the mafia... or is it?

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  1. Gahars
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    "But of course it is, Gahars! Jalaname said so!"

    I know, I know, I'm not usually one to question her wisdom, but I've just been thinking. What if it wasn't Sony? What if they were being framed? What if it was all an elaborate ruse?

    So I started doing some research, going for the big scoop. Let me tell you, there were a lot of wacky hijinks - I had to infiltrate parties in disguise, stealthily follow my leads, etc. However, it was all worth it. I have the truth.

    Sony isn't the mafia!

    But who's been behind it all, then? Who could possibly do such things? Commit such activities? Break so many laws like kneecaps, especially the laws specifically against the clubbing of kneecaps?

    It was none other then...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    The story of the century - and you heard it here first! Only at the Wail-ly GBAtemp.
     
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    So that one time I saw you in a Princess Peach dress, you were trying to infiltrate Mario Party? I just thought you wanted to feel pretty.
     
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    First of all, that was a Princes Toadstool dress. Filthy casual.

    Secondly... who says it can't be both?
     
  7. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    I wouldn't call them the mafia... they are guilty of price fixing and limiting shipments of highly-addictive video games, and that makes them as bad as the mafia. :angry:
     
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    Aw geeze, the hipsters have crawled out of the woodwork :rolleyes:
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    Whoa, Veho, simmer down. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
     
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    I just want to be pretty too :cry:
     
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    get a nose job.. you will be very pretty too. ;O;
     
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    Shut your face hole, chub monster, my nose is manly and awesome :angry: