"But of course it is, Gahars! Jalaname said so!" I know, I know, I'm not usually one to question her wisdom, but I've just been thinking. What if it wasn't Sony? What if they were being framed? What if it was all an elaborate ruse? So I started doing some research, going for the big scoop. Let me tell you, there were a lot of wacky hijinks - I had to infiltrate parties in disguise, stealthily follow my leads, etc. However, it was all worth it. I have the truth. Sony isn't the mafia! But who's been behind it all, then? Who could possibly do such things? Commit such activities? Break so many laws like kneecaps, especially the laws specifically against the clubbing of kneecaps? It was none other then... Warning: Spoilers inside! THE NINTEN-DON "Luigi dared to disrespect me? He'll be sleeping in minus world tonight!" The story of the century - and you heard it here first! Only at the Wail-ly GBAtemp.