Some girl IM'd me this

[Mangofett]

"We wake up naked together one morning. You can only say three words, what would you say?"

What do I say?

(Disclaimer: May not have actually happened (Read: This is a word photoshopping contest. Say something funny. ex: "where's my wallet?" or "enjoy your aids"))

 

[OG LOCC NESS]

Suck my dick
(Disclaimer: May be talking towards you, or the girl)

 

[Ace Gunman]

"Great fuck, eh?"

 

[Urza]

"Not again.

Fuck."

 

[mfpants50]

"Who are you?"

 

[Jax]

Your mom's better.

 

[James B.]

Good morning sunshine!

Eww no it really depends. Thats like a mind-pervertedness test.

 

[HippoSheep]

"I HATE YOU!!!!!!!"

 

[Costello]

"Need to pee."

(Who doesn't need to pee when they wake up.)

 

[Jax]

"Giggity giggity awwwwwright!"

 

[Opium]

"Not again Grandma!"

 

[Mangofett]

"Bonemonkey, gb2 bed"

 

[redact]

you're a chick?

 

[Mewgia]

time for anal


actually I would only say that if she was hot

 

[R0B0T0]

Wheres my breakfast?

 

[science]

Oh shit, BoneMonkey!?


Freaking beat to it. Lousy Linki

 

[mthrnite]

*DING*

FRIES OOP!

 

[Moots]

Wheres the bill?

 

[Akoji]

Mom! Get out!

 

[zeppo]

You need practice.