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[link459]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[Brian117]

The phone was obviously the guy who invented the condom.

 

[The Guardian]

It's obviously the government.

 

[Domination]

 

[p1ngpong]

Your mom obviously.