So this one chick IMed me to talk about Nintendo and stuff.

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Rydian, Sep 29, 2013.

  1. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    (2:43:06 PM) stingadolph: Ur a cutie... message me back
    (2:43:41 PM) Rydian: THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS SHALL CLEANSE THE BACON THAT WAS FORETOLD IN THAT ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER A FEW YEARS AGO
    (2:43:59 PM) stingadolph: Hi there!!...Glad you decided to chat today=)...
    (2:44:36 PM) Rydian: THE SQUEALING PIGGY GOODNESS SHALL NOT BE WITHHELD BY THE SYSTEM
    (2:44:59 PM) stingadolph: im feeling horny 2day so dont't be a stranger...hehe
    (2:47:56 PM) Rydian: WILD BOARS WITH HORNS ARE UNKEMPT AND UNFIT FOR RENDERING INTO THE HOLY GOODNESS ONLY FARM RAISED SWINE ARE WORTHY SO SAYS THE GODDESS NES
    (2:48:30 PM) stingadolph: Cool... k so, my name is Carly i am originally from Orlando Can I ask you a question?
    (2:49:07 PM) Rydian: ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN TIME ALSO ON THE THIRD PAGE OF YOUR NES INSTRUCTION BOOKLET IF YOU WIPE OFF THE BBQ SPATTERS
    (2:49:25 PM) stingadolph: Do you like a girl who loves to workout??? I love wearing sexy gym clothes ;p!!! Do u wanna see my pic Because I luv showing off my body :P
    (2:51:09 PM) Rydian: ADMIRING SWINE BEFORE THE RENDERING INTO DELICIOUS HOLY BACON IS LIKE BETA TESTING AND MASTURBATION AS IN RELEASE IMMINENT BUT NOT AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE
    (2:58:52 PM) Rydian: YOU SEEM TO HAVE NOT RESPONDED YET I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT DRINK THE NINTENDAIDE TOO SOON IT IS NOT YET TIME FOR THE VALVENING
    (2:59:13 PM) stingadolph: I know thats a rhetorical question :) Let me slip into something sexy for u... I have to keep something to the imaginiation at first...
    (3:05:11 PM) Rydian: I SEE YOU ARE VERSED IN THE ART OF NINTENDOMINATION AS WITHOUT IMAGINATION THE WII U WOULD NOT HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS SO YOUR VIEWS ARE CONGRUENT TO THE NEEDS OF NINTENCULT I APPROVE OF THIS
    (3:09:01 PM) Rydian: YOUR LATE REPLY AROUSES SUSPICIOUS IN YOUR GRORIOUS LEADER IT DOES NOT TAKE THAT LONG TO DON THE BACONSUIT OF CONSUMMATE HUMPING
    (3:11:35 PM) Rydian: SERIOUSLY NOW DID YOU JUST GET A LEG STUCK IN THE COSTUME OR SOMETHING I CAN SEND SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU AS THE RITUAL MUST NOT BE DELAYED ANY FURTHER





    I think I left a good impression. I might get laid at this rate!
     
  2. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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  4. _kbnft

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    She wants the Ninten-D
     
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    Sop groovy dude lmao

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    HIS VOICE ECHOES WITHIN THE EARS OF THE UNBORN
     
  6. TLSS_N

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    Irony, I was just sent the same thing today.
     
  7. ComeTurismO

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    Ugh, I always got that on my MSN. Years ago, but who the hell cares? FUCK MSN. So unpopular now. It's all about Skype and Facebook now, BITCH!
     
  8. Foxi4

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    Pretty sure MSN Live Messenger doesn't exist anymore since... like... April this year? :unsure:
     
  9. ComeTurismO

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    RLY? :O
    The last time I used it was like around 2010 or 2009
     
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  11. ShadowSoldier

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    I still don't know why you were telling me that shit Rydian. I wanted to get something in a little more sexy for you, and you just kept spouting nonsense.

    Dick.
     
  12. Ammako

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    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    After it was MSN Messenger it became Windows Live Messenger (years ago), then this year it was shut down and everything migrated to Skype.
     
  14. ComeTurismO

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    Ah. I used that messenger. But, I am surprised... O.o
     
  15. AlanJohn

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    what the fuck rydian you autistic fuck
    you always get chicks pm'ing you about wanting the d and you always act like a faggot
    what the fuck man
     
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  16. Ubuntuの刀

    Ubuntuの刀 :^D

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    I think Rydian is what we call a "Virginity Knight"
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