(2:43:06 PM) stingadolph: Ur a cutie... message me back (2:43:41 PM) Rydian: THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS SHALL CLEANSE THE BACON THAT WAS FORETOLD IN THAT ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER A FEW YEARS AGO (2:43:59 PM) stingadolph: Hi there!!...Glad you decided to chat today=)... (2:44:36 PM) Rydian: THE SQUEALING PIGGY GOODNESS SHALL NOT BE WITHHELD BY THE SYSTEM (2:44:59 PM) stingadolph: im feeling horny 2day so dont't be a stranger...hehe (2:47:56 PM) Rydian: WILD BOARS WITH HORNS ARE UNKEMPT AND UNFIT FOR RENDERING INTO THE HOLY GOODNESS ONLY FARM RAISED SWINE ARE WORTHY SO SAYS THE GODDESS NES (2:48:30 PM) stingadolph: Cool... k so, my name is Carly i am originally from Orlando Can I ask you a question? (2:49:07 PM) Rydian: ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN TIME ALSO ON THE THIRD PAGE OF YOUR NES INSTRUCTION BOOKLET IF YOU WIPE OFF THE BBQ SPATTERS (2:49:25 PM) stingadolph: Do you like a girl who loves to workout??? I love wearing sexy gym clothes ;p!!! Do u wanna see my pic Because I luv showing off my body (2:51:09 PM) Rydian: ADMIRING SWINE BEFORE THE RENDERING INTO DELICIOUS HOLY BACON IS LIKE BETA TESTING AND MASTURBATION AS IN RELEASE IMMINENT BUT NOT AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE (2:58:52 PM) Rydian: YOU SEEM TO HAVE NOT RESPONDED YET I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT DRINK THE NINTENDAIDE TOO SOON IT IS NOT YET TIME FOR THE VALVENING (2:59:13 PM) stingadolph: I know thats a rhetorical question Let me slip into something sexy for u... I have to keep something to the imaginiation at first... (3:05:11 PM) Rydian: I SEE YOU ARE VERSED IN THE ART OF NINTENDOMINATION AS WITHOUT IMAGINATION THE WII U WOULD NOT HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS SO YOUR VIEWS ARE CONGRUENT TO THE NEEDS OF NINTENCULT I APPROVE OF THIS (3:09:01 PM) Rydian: YOUR LATE REPLY AROUSES SUSPICIOUS IN YOUR GRORIOUS LEADER IT DOES NOT TAKE THAT LONG TO DON THE BACONSUIT OF CONSUMMATE HUMPING (3:11:35 PM) Rydian: SERIOUSLY NOW DID YOU JUST GET A LEG STUCK IN THE COSTUME OR SOMETHING I CAN SEND SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU AS THE RITUAL MUST NOT BE DELAYED ANY FURTHER I think I left a good impression. I might get laid at this rate!