So.... interesting fact

Xuphor

I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.
OP
Banned
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
1,681
Trophies
0
Age
36
Location
USA
XP
1,470
Country
United States
A goat giving birth is much harder than a human. A mother goat's newborn is proportionally the same as a human mother giving birth to an average sized first grader.

Just some info for ya'll. I'd post a video, but well, I'll wait untill a mod says I can.
 

The Catboy

GBAtemp Official Catboy™: Boywife
Member
Joined
Sep 13, 2009
Messages
27,908
Trophies
4
Location
Making a non-binary fuss
XP
39,174
Country
Antarctica
mellow.gif
 

Xuphor

I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.
OP
Banned
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
1,681
Trophies
0
Age
36
Location
USA
XP
1,470
Country
United States
Narayan said:
maybe theirs are wider...

No, smaller. I've seen a video (not youtube crap)
mellow.gif

Goat's birthing and living through it truly is a miracle if the mother and/or kid (baby goats are called "kids") survives.
 

Xuphor

I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.
OP
Banned
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
1,681
Trophies
0
Age
36
Location
USA
XP
1,470
Country
United States
raulpica said:
Xuphor said:
but well, I'll wait untill a mod says I can.
We're probably skipping on that, considered that there'll be lots of blood et similia, and that we have lots of 11-14yo on the site.

1 - The video has NO blood actually, just a really big baby goat coming out of a mother goat. That's another difference between humans and some animals.
2 - Kindergarteners watch animals giving birth at zoos. It's considered ok by many many parents.
 

raulpica

With your drill, thrust to the sky!
Former Staff
Joined
Oct 23, 2007
Messages
11,056
Trophies
0
Location
PowerLevel: 9001
XP
5,716
Country
Italy
Xuphor said:
raulpica said:
Xuphor said:
but well, I'll wait untill a mod says I can.
We're probably skipping on that, considered that there'll be lots of blood et similia, and that we have lots of 11-14yo on the site.

1 - The video has NO blood actually, just a really big baby being born from a goat. That's another difference between humans and some animals.
2 - Kindergarteners watch animals giving birth at zoos. It's considered ok by many many parents.
Well, if you assure me there's nothing excessive in it, post it then
tongue.gif


If someone thinks that it's too much, feel free to report the post
wink.gif
 

Xuphor

I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.
OP
Banned
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
1,681
Trophies
0
Age
36
Location
USA
XP
1,470
Country
United States
raulpica said:
Xuphor said:
raulpica said:
Xuphor said:
but well, I'll wait untill a mod says I can.
We're probably skipping on that, considered that there'll be lots of blood et similia, and that we have lots of 11-14yo on the site.

1 - The video has NO blood actually, just a really big baby being born from a goat. That's another difference between humans and some animals.
2 - Kindergarteners watch animals giving birth at zoos. It's considered ok by many many parents.
Well, if you assure me there's nothing excessive in it, post it then
tongue.gif


If someone thinks that it's too much, feel free to report the post
wink.gif

No blood/gore at all, I assure you.

Still, I think I'll only post it if there is some members here actually want me to post it. If not, well, at least they know the fact now still.
 

raulpica

With your drill, thrust to the sky!
Former Staff
Joined
Oct 23, 2007
Messages
11,056
Trophies
0
Location
PowerLevel: 9001
XP
5,716
Country
Italy
Xuphor said:
No blood/gore at all, I assure you.
I was actually also thinking of the "EWWW"/Shock effect. We don't want any kid tempers running to their parents screaming "OH MY GAWD I CAN'T SLEEP ANYMORE COZ I SAW AN EVIL GOAT GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER EVIL GOAT ON MY USUAL NINTENDO SITE"
rofl2.gif
Maybe I'm over-thinking it, but better be safe than sorry!
smileipb2.png


QUOTE(Xuphor @ May 26 2011, 04:03 AM) Still, I think I'll only post it if there is some members here actually want me to post it. If not, well, at least they know the fact now still.
Fine for me
tongue.gif
 

Recorderdude

Musician, Animator, Buffoon.
Member
Joined
Jun 19, 2010
Messages
1,392
Trophies
0
Age
28
Website
Visit site
XP
272
Country
United States
just google "goat giving birth", is what I say. Works for the few who want to see it and not risking scared little kids. First video found shows it in all of its grotesqueness.
 

Xuphor

I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.
OP
Banned
Joined
Jul 14, 2007
Messages
1,681
Trophies
0
Age
36
Location
USA
XP
1,470
Country
United States
personuser said:
just google "goat giving birth", is what I say. Works for the few who want to see it and not risking scared little kids. First video found shows it in all of its grotesqueness.

There are several that are horrible angles, don't show it pre-birth (so you can't tell just how big it is), skip several segments, etc. Finding one from start to finish with no cuts, and no camera shifting, is actually really hard.
 

cwstjdenobs

Sodomy non sapiens
Member
Joined
Mar 10, 2009
Messages
1,756
Trophies
0
Location
Ankh-Morpork
Website
Visit site
XP
205
Country
Humans have a lot of problems, and women give birth to much more immature babies than other mammals for a reason. Thinner pelvis means the skull has to still be soft to squeeze through. Goats admittedly don't have it as easy as most, but still much much better than people.
 

Sausage Head

Lord Sausage LXIX
Member
Joined
Oct 28, 2010
Messages
1,675
Trophies
0
Age
21
Location
alanjohn check ur pm
XP
190
Country
Netherlands
raulpica said:
Xuphor said:
but well, I'll wait untill a mod says I can.
We're probably skipping on that, considered that there'll be lots of blood et similia, and that we have lots of 8-11yo on the site.
lolol anonimes lol 4chon /b/ terds lololol noob!
omf warn i now get?
torrling 3ds sexion fuck the what!!!
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

eof

General chit-chat
Help Users
  • No one is chatting at the moment.
    Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo: @SylverReZ, Indeed lol