Let me just say this to ya'll, since it's not common: If you ever get extremely sudden (took all of 5 minutes) absolutely unbearable pain (I've been in labor RL before, this hurt more than that) in the dead center of your body between where your ribcage splits, you might be having an intestinal spasm, you need to go the ER immediately. They'll put you on 3 IV medications right away, you'll be fine. They'll also give you a prescription for "Bentyl", which is a pill you can take when the first 5 minutes start that will prevent it from doing anything unbearable. Just a PSA. EDIT: Forgot to mention I'm back home, was not admitted. It's not a long-term problem.