Slightly Disgusting Question (For Guys)

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  1. BloodWolfJW
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    So, I have a theory, and want to see how many guys agree. Is it not ALWAYS the left testicle that hurts? I can't remember a time when the right one was a problem. Ideas? Opinions?
     
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    I don't understand the question. And this has nothing to do with anything video game related. >_>

    Care to elaborate on how this is relevant?
     
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    Interesting indeed. I actually think it depends from person to person. To be specific, I noticed (took 3 years to realize) that whenever I wore pants that are just not loose enough (I can't even tell most of the time) my testicles would hurt. I was baffled. Now, it's true that one leans down more than the other, and with the combination of the leaning and the tightness, it will produce pain more significantly in one than the other. Hope that clarifies it.

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    it's in "off-topic"
    it's not SUPPOSED to be related to videogames. in fact, it's supposed to NOT be.
     
  4. Fudge

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    Now that you mention it, I never really noticed that it was only the left testicle. I think my right one has hurt before.
     
  5. ShadowFyre

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    Wanna add to the awk factor? Your testicles move if you hold them [​IMG]
     
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    I wonder how many men just grabbed their testicles (guilty).
     
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    I've noticed that as well, but I guess your right though. I just wondered because, like I said, I can't recall a time when it was the right one that hurt. Thanks for the incite! Oh, and just to let you know, I lawled at the whole idea of this post not being game related. Haha, we all make mistakes though [​IMG]

    They say men who grab their testicles are gullible [​IMG]
     
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    Can't comment... I only have a left one to begin with... had to have righty surgically removed shortly after I was born (was made of dead tissue).

    Edit - So, in fact, yes, it IS always the left one that hurts, if anything ever happens that would hurt them in the first place [​IMG]
     
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    lol! very interesting, would be strange if it were the right one hurting O.o
     
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    Sad to know, however, interesting to say the least. So my theory was right for at least one person! Score!
     
  11. ShadowFyre

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    Argh the problem w/ this topic is, well, we can find an answer to your theory RIGHT NOW. But who's willing to take one for the team? In the name of SCIENCE? lmao

    Edit: I'M NOT JOKING. If you like. lay them out flat on your palm, they move by themselves! ....This is the weirdest thread ever.
     
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    /win

    Hey, it gives you a little more faith in humanity when you find out your girl is completely okay with it.


    Only problem that could pose is if I get testicular cancer anywhere down the line...
     
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    I already tried, and I was correct. Wow, chairs hurt >.
     
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    Fap much? Don't answer that. Anyway, I smell an episode of manswers in the mix [​IMG]
     
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    What is this I don't even...

    So you're saying...if I were to punch myself in the nuts, only my left testicle would hurt? [​IMG]
     
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    What I find amazing is that not once was there any mention of any name other than "testicals". As if we are actually having a scientific discussion lol!

    Edit: ninja'd [​IMG]
     
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    Well I considered it. But I thought it would be a bit crude to just say "BAWLLS"
     
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    Damnit Devin, I thought you were representing me. [​IMG] No more casual Fridays!

    Anyways, I dunno. they both hurt when the hurt. one doesn't usually hurt more than the other when shit happens.
     
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