Sliced peanut butter.

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All we need now is pre-sliced jelly.
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It's not peanut butter if it hasn't got chunky peanut bits in it! God dammit, I never thought a Brit would have to educate Americans in the proper ways of peanut butter...
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Oh yeah, and the slices are lame :S
 

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I like both the smooth and the crunchy, but I think I prefer the smooth stuff better... But slices...? That's practically blasphemy to the great Peanut Butter God... That's like lowering one of the greatest substances on Earth to the level of that oh-so-tasty plastic cheese... Actually, that cheese is pretty damn nice...

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They could make sliced jelly like they make cranberry sauce, you know like how you can carve off pieces. Just make it grape flavored (or strawberry, etc) and formed as squares.
 
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