@slaphappygamer, a roasting thread.

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Attention everyone, the weekend is here almost! I know nothing good will come of this. I know it’s all untrue. This IS the EoF, I ask you to roast me. I won’t be phased by anything in this thread. Give it to me raw! Fire in the hooollle!!
 
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You couldn’t even have a half decent avatar

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You just lurk on the edge of the forum to cover that you’re lonely and that no one loves you, not even on the other parts of this shitty forum, Because you know deep down, that you are a failure
 
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Sir,I will roast your Toast tomorrow if you like.
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No, it's not about the mask! But now that you mention it, you didn't make one for me. And I left a request in the thread! Not even a reply! :P
Can your avvy even support one? #mouth2small

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When I first noticed you, I honestly thought you were 12 years old.
My account is 12 years old. :)
 
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