Shitty jokes.

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    Q: Why does snoop dog carry a umbrella.

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    Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
     
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    Why did the chinken cross the road


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    What is green and has wheels?
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    I took a dump on the toilet
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    more like racist shitty joke topic to me IMO.
     
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