Shaq Fu 2 is a thing and it's happening

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  1. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Ladies, gentlemen, slammers, welcome.

    To the jam.

    :arrow:GamerFitNation

    You can see the relevant portion here.

    "Hold your horses, Gahars!" you exclaim. "Surely you jest. It's clear that Shaq's just kidding. Shaquille O'Neal ain't fo' real."

    To which I reply with this slam dunk.

    Now, Shaq Fu isn't a game that's remembered for its quality (quite the opposite, really), but that makes it all the better that we're getting teased so early. It gives us time to prepare, both mentally and physically, for the challenge. You're definitely going to want to work that body, but remember: Just make sure you hurt nobody.
     
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  2. calmwaters

    calmwaters Cat's best friend

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    Obviously a ploy to get people to buy a nextgen console. There is no way a sequel to a horribly planned and executed game could be good. The poor fools will be drawn in by the "fancy 1080p graphics". :(
     
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  3. omgpwn666

    omgpwn666 Guy gamer and proud!

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    I love it. I will buy it because it has a variety of cream soda flavors.
     
  4. frogboy

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    This is the game that will bring in hordes of brand new next-gen console users.
     
  5. Blaze163

    Blaze163 The White Phoenix's purifying flame.

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    People need to be really careful handling stories like this. I went through years of therapy after playing all the way through Shaq Fu to win a £20 bet with my brother, so I've overcome the negative side effects...mostly. But there are others who didn't take this route for whom the announcement of a Shaq Fu 2 activates some sort of despair-induced Berzerker mode.
     
  6. chavosaur

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    YOU SHUT YOUR CASUAL NON SLAM JAMMING MOUTH AND APOLOGIZE TO SHAQ NOW
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  7. Blaze163

    Blaze163 The White Phoenix's purifying flame.

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    Is he being sucked off in this picture? That looks like the cum face of a man who has never known the touch of a woman.

    Actually, there's a clip for this exact scenario.

     
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  8. calmwaters

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    Yes Daddy. :cry: In hindsight, though, I think I've gotten this confused with another game... sorry Shaq
     
  9. The Real Jdbye

    The Real Jdbye Always Remember 30/07/08

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    I don't know what to say.
    Really, I have no words that can describe my feelings about this.
     
  10. Celice

    Celice GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    that was the most eloquent thing i have ever heard
     
  11. wrettcaughn

    wrettcaughn Misunderstood Moral Elitist

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    While I won't be going anywhere near this game, it's a tad silly to assume that because a Genesis/SNES game was terrible its XB1/PS4 sequel 20 years later will be equally as terrible...
     
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    Given the sequels made 20 years on to good Genesis/SNES/Amiga games have a less than stellar track record I am not inclined to call false logic here.
     
  13. robman62

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    I find it hard to believe many people had fond memories of Shaqfu but I'd buy an xbone to play it.
     
  14. Foxi4

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    Pretty sure he was just trolling... but you never know. :D
     
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    I will buy this game so hard. 11/10, GOTG forever.
     
  16. KineticSonata

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    I remember Shaq-Fu. I played that steamy pile on the Sega Channel. A sequel has got to be better, cause it sure couldn't be any worse.
     
  17. RiderLeangle

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    I think my calendar is broken, it's not april 1st nor friday the 13th, those are the only two days this news could be on.
     
  18. Clarky

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    looks like any old shit can get revived
     
  19. hundshamer

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    It's Atari's E.T. all over again.
     
  20. Sterling

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    Yeah, and it should be buried out in the desert in the same manner.