Well if he really wants to do a kid he's gonna need a lot of lube for one, some painkillers if he doesn't want the kid to be so sad afterwards, and some candy and puppies to lure it in...err..not that I would know or anything .>
That's nothing for Internet standards, everyday browsing shows up worse results. For example, the Internet taught me that if I ever feel the need to do a hamster ducktape is essential so that it doesn't crack into two halves. Thank you, Internet. I really needed to know that.