serious question for GBAtemp rules

You seem like a sortve well known person on here. Maybe the mods can make an exception or something, considering you warned them.

Ask them or something

 

Beat him up. I'm serious about this. If he's older than you, tell him to stop bugging you and just resolve this problem as adults.

 

Big brothers don't work like that mannnnn. They do what they want, and no problem will be resolved 'as adults', especially something like blackmail.

My advice, call his bluff. See if he is seriously going to waste so much time trying to get an IP ban. Worst case, install a VPN and don't worry about him. Though he is your brother, you need to understand how to work him in the right way.

Personally, I'm too proud to be blackmailed by my brother, that shit doesn't work on me

 

If he does this tell his partner he fucked some other gal

 

Inb4 his waifu stops talking to him

 

Or burn his car that is an option

 

Riiiight, "brother". I say we ban you right now just in case

 

Too much work, and he can still spam this site. Slide a magnet all around his HDD. Especially easy if it's a laptop.

Do it a few times a week.

 

Yeah let's just kill him and sell him as meat to a chinese burger chain

 

HDDs aren't as sensitive to magnets as people like to believe, and if it's a laptop there's a good chance it's an SSD so a magnet wouldn't do diddly squat.

Banning him is the safest option

 

But selling it is hard to do. Just kill him till he's dead, then eat 'Chinese' food for a week.

Awwww What about one of those super strong rare earth magnets? Or put some on top of the hard drive, and reassemble it?

If it's an SSD, just install some viruses and have him deal with it.

It's not smart to ban zombie Obama imo.

 

I have a friend that knows his way around pumping a computer full of viruses with just the victims e-mail address *hint hint*

We live in a scary world

 

I think you meant McDonalds. Chinese is all cat and dog fried in secret sauces.

If you really wanna fix this, knee him in the gut, punch him in the face, and tell him if he does it again you're going to kill everyone he has ever loved while he is strapped to a chair with his eyelids super glued to his cheek and forehead.

 

What if his brother loves him?

 

Reverse psychology doesn't work on the psychotic. Least not this one! If you love me in that circumstance, you die when I'm done! RAWR