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  1. Xuphor
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    Things you have to say out loud for it to make sense.
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    My dixie wrecked because ice bank mice elf.
     


  2. koimayeul

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    even after saying it loud it doesn't make any sense to me [​IMG]
     
  3. Xuphor
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    Um.... are you really 31?
    I get it, and it's a joke that doesn't apply to me.
     
  4. koimayeul

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    ya really 31 but also too french on some english wordplay like this one, i guess [​IMG]
     
  5. Xuphor
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    Ah, yea, an accent would throw it off. I kinda don't want to type it as it sounds [​IMG]
     
  6. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    The way it's spelled now makes it sound like you have a stuffy nose when you say it out loud [​IMG]
     
  7. FrozenIndignation

    FrozenIndignation Tyrant R. of ye olde Prinny Squad

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  8. machomuu

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    I get the first part and up until "cow"...I pronounce it as cow, like the animal.
     
  9. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    "because ice bank mice elf." is obvious, no problem there.

    But "My dixie wrecked" sounds exactly the same out loud as it does in my head. What accent do you speak with?
     
  10. Xuphor
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    Not me, I'm american, no accent. And koimayeul said he's french just 6 posts above.
     
  11. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    Lol, I'm English and I have an accent. Which particular American accent?
     
  12. Xuphor
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    I don't get why you are asking me. I get the joke, I posted the dang joke. The only person that didn't get it was koimayeul
     
  13. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    I don't get it either. I'm trying to work out how you say "My dixie wrecked".
     
  14. Xuphor
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    My dick's erect.
     
  15. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    haha, i got the dixie part, not the bank part. just the "ice bank" is it supposed to be i spank?
     
  16. Xuphor
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    Yes...

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    well, i still don't get the idea.
    i'm filipino, i don't get some foreign word jokes and memes.
     
  18. Xuphor
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    "My dick's erected because I spank myself."
     
  19. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    what i mean is, i still don't get why would your dick be erected just because of spanking yourself.

    sorry about this.
     
  20. Xuphor
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    It's called a fetish.