RUMOR: Sony's PS4 to make Pancakes.

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Sources say that Sonys upcoming PS4 home console will make pancakes as you play the games. Our source claims that "Do to the intense heat from all of that HARDCORE gaming and HARDCORE specs the console heated up quick a lot a bit. So we thought "why not put a use to it?" and we did!" Another rumor claims that Nintendos upcoming Wii-U will make waffles, something gamers have agreed is for casuals only and that their "checkered patterns" make it a bad console. We asked around town today for quotes from regular consumers: "You see, Sony knows EXACTLY what the consumer wants! I know when I'm playing Call of Duty 42: Modern Warfare 35 I like to eat pancakes and not shitty "casual" waffles! And the smoothness of the textures of the pancakes clearly makes it a winner choice for HARDCORE gamers!"
LOLOL OBVIOUSLY SONY IS BETTER I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THOSE AMAZING PANCAKES!

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Well, I do love me some pancakes! :rolleyes:

EDIT: After researching some more, I do think they went a bit too far with the built in syrup dispenser. Seems like they are trying too hard.

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*INB4 Nintendo fanboy starts a war over wafflakes*

Wats the source material for the pancakes, my CoD disc?
 

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Meh, I can make pancakes myself, I want waffles dammit :hateit:

But when Sony announces their new and improved waffle maker everyone will just say they're copying Nintendo. :glare:
 
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