Rules of The Internet: GBATemp Edition

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These are the Rules of the Internet, except by GBATemp users. You can add one by posting your suggestion below. I'll be the one accepting the rules, so if they're too crazy I'll say it's taboo.

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

0. Costello is God.
1. Do not talk about /g/
2. Do NOT talk about /g/
3.14159265
4. We are Anonymous
5. Anonymous is legion
6. Anonymous never forgives
32. Pics or it didn't happen
33. Lurk Moar
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn of it is found at the moment, it will be made.
63. For every given male character, there is a female version of that character
64. For every given female character, there is a male version of that character.
 

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These are the Rules of the Internet, except by GBATemp users. You can add one by posting your suggestion below. I'll be the one accepting the rules, so if they're too crazy I'll say it's taboo.

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

0. Costello is God.
1. Zero lies
2. loldidyouseefightclub
3. Pi
4. We are Anonymous neckbeards
5. Don't talk shit about mai waifu
6. Anonymous forever butthurt
32. tits or it didn't happen
33. stfu fag
34. There is porn futanari of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn of it is found at the moment, it will be made by an autistic introvert.
63. For every given penis there is a vagina version.
64. For every given vagina, there is a penis proudly hung right above it.
 

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These are the Rules of the Internet, except by GBATemp users. You can add one by posting your suggestion below. I'll be the one accepting the rules, so if they're too crazy I'll say it's taboo.

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

0. Costello is God.
No that's Kivan.
1. Do not talk about /g/
Are you kidding me .__.
2. Do NOT talk about /g/
Same thing.
3.14159265
A number hu-fucking-ray
4. We are Anonymous
NO WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT!
5. Anonymous is legion
AHAHAH OH WOW!
6. Anonymous never forgives
HAH you really think so?
32. Pics or it didn't happen
Sigh.
33. Lurk Moar
Knowledge is power I agree.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
GBATemp is not XXX rated so leave NOW
35. If no porn of it is found at the moment, it will be made.
See above
63. For every given male character, there is a female version of that character
I am both male and female, your rule is invalid
64. For every given female character, there is a male version of that character.
See above

Also:

I'll be the one accepting the rules.

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Let me think of a few rules before SuprGamr232 comes in.
 

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These are the Rules of the Internet, except by GBATemp users. You can add one by posting your suggestion below. I'll be the one accepting the rules, so if they're too crazy I'll say it's taboo.

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

0. Costello is God.
No that's Kivan.
I thought Santa was God? D?

1. Do not talk about /g/
Are you kidding me .__.
Wth is g?

2. Do NOT talk about /g/
Same thing.
Yeah, what is it? D=

3.14159265
A number hu-fucking-ray
I can count too.
 
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"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

EDIT: Just noticed it's up on the list (didn't give much to look at the list). Get rid of the rest. The Internet is bound to no laws or rules other than the above.
 

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EDIT: Since everyone hates this, look below the OP for rules by other people. I won't be updating the OP. *unfollows*

These are the Rules of the Internet, except by GBATemp users. You can add one by posting your suggestion below. I'll be the one accepting the rules, so if they're too crazy I'll say it's taboo.

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

0. EoF is not 4Chan
1. EoF is not 4Chan
2. EoF is not 4Chan
3. EoF is not 4Chan
4. EoF is not 4Chan
5. EoF is not 4Chan
6. EoF is not 4Chan
32. EoF is not 4Chan
33. EoF is not 4Chan
34. EoF is not 4Chan
35. EoF is not 4Chan
63. EoF is not 4Chan
64. EoF is not 4Chan

FTFY
 
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