Game Ruin a first date with 1 cringe/meme/silly line

[Bagel Le Stinky]

"Im not paying, idiot"

 

[slaphappygamer]

I beg you don’t cry

 

[Mama Looigi]

I beg you don’t cry

Before or after the date?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Before or after the date?

During

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

"Hey babe, you watch the Simpsons? Well, did you know there's a joke in Season 11 Episode 5's "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"? In one of the scenes of the episode, Homer goes to buy crops from a place called 'Sneed's Feed and Seed'. Seems like just a funny name right? Wrong. You see, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound '-eed', thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was 'Formerly Chuck's', implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with '-uck', rhyming with 'Chuck'. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called 'Chuck's F*** and Suck'. Pretty funny, am I right?

wait... where are you going?... come back :-("

how to lose your virginity instantly

 

[p1ngpong]

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So you just landed a first date with a girl (or guy) that's obviously into you.

Suddenly, full of confidence, your inner meme/cringe/incel core awakes and you say something that will make things awkward and completely ruin your date.
After that date, you never see him/her again, because of that line you said.

What did you say?

"Hello my name is Costello, I am French and run a gaming forum on the internet!"

 

[Costello]

"Hello my name is Costello, I am French and run a gaming forum on the internet!"

you are so wrong to assume that this didn't actually help me quite the contrary

 

[Deleted member 397813]

did you know that the french are really nice people and deserve respect

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I am French

just saying that is enough

 

[Stealphie]

"You remind me of my waifu/husbando."

 

[VinsCool]

"Hey you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?"

 

[Flame]

can @DinohScene join...

 

[Veho]

"Hey you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?"

"Accidentally? No."

 

[1B51004]

"Hey you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?"

"Who the frig starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!"

 

[SG854]

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So you just landed a first date with a girl (or guy) that's obviously into you.

Suddenly, full of confidence, your inner meme/cringe/incel core awakes and you say something that will make things awkward and completely ruin your date.
After that date, you never see him/her again, because of that line you said.

What did you say?

Fun fact Didya know Lions have barbed penis? Wanna see what it feels like? -Costello

 

[DinohScene]

Have you got a hanky for me? I think I still have some spunk on my cheek.

 

[Spring_Spring]

"You're under arrest for homosexual tendencies and fornication"

*immediately proceeds to yelling loudly:* "Your face is an eyesore!"

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

my penis burns when i pee

 

[Deleted member 397813]

do you own an airfryer?

 

[Noctosphere]

"Hi
I must be honnest, I am homeless and I am workless.
But I'm a young woman and you are rich and old, you can do whatever you want to my body.
You can make my boobs bigger, you can make my lips bigger, you can make my butt bigger
You can do what-e-ver-you-want-with-it.
I promise I won't talk when you are in reunion with other CEO of other companies and making deals and stuff
I'll just stay by your side and look beautiful,
And at night, we will have so much fun. I will make your dick work again and..."
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OOOOOooooh... wait... to RUIN your first date? Why would you do that?