...and the title is re-he-heeeally suggestive and it's giving me urges I mean, come on, "rubber vs hard"? Nudge nudge, wink wink? No? You people and your un-twisted minds. So, rubber vs hard? Although I don't see why I'm forced to choose like that I mean it's not like "rubber" and "hard" couldn't coexist, I mean there are hard rubbers out there I've seen quite a few in my day. I am a misunderstood genius! But my posterity will know my greatness, mark my words. More like "my posterior" but oh well Yes please, I'll have it hard and rubber and ribbed and lubed and boiled, and that melon, and both positions, I can switch half way through thank you.