Role-Playing is bad for you.

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by mastermanna123, Apr 20, 2008.

  1. mastermanna123

    mastermanna123 GBAtemp Regular

    Jan 17, 2008
    United States
    Under your bed.

    ^LMFAO!^ [​IMG]
    This site teaches ppl how pokemon, magic, and other role-playing games are part of an occult and can contain demonic forces.

    i love sites like these. theyre so fun to read. just like this one time where i read that Final Fantasy was full of demonic forces with the "one winged, adn fallen angels" [​IMG]
  2. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

    Sep 27, 2006
    Out of the corner of your eye
    People were saying that shit 30 years ago, about Dungeons & Dragons ...
  3. Panzer Tacticer

    Panzer Tacticer veteran human

    Apr 13, 2008
    Right Here
    Yeah, but at least Rolegaming doesn't make you burn people alive for witch craft, or fly planes into buildings.

    For that you need something truly screwed in the head and dangerous.


    I'd rather spend an afternoon with a pagan, than any of your Christian friends.

    I once had a splendid conversation with a Wiccan.

    I can't say I've ever enjoyed talking to the "faithful".
  4. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

    May 14, 2006
    United States
    That article is from 9 years ago.

    Everyone knows the cool thing to bash today is violent video games.
  5. dragon574444

    dragon574444 GBAtemp Regular

    Dec 25, 2007
    United States
    You know, reading that story really makes me WANT to go play Pokemon Yellow on my GBC. Man, I wish I was 10 again.
  6. Panzer Tacticer

    Panzer Tacticer veteran human

    Apr 13, 2008
    Right Here
    I'd like to say "good point", but those religious types that buy into this stuff don't have any trouble using anything written no matter how old it is. Kinda explains how they let old books rule their existence.
  7. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

    pip Reporter
    Nov 21, 2005
    United Kingdom
    Thanks mastermanna123 I was up for a good laugh.

    "auras are rooted in Hindu beliefs and the ch'i is rooted in Taoism. Both have occult implications"

    The page you link details the "problems" with instilling belief in things yet gives a nice bullet point plan to do just that.

    From another page:
    There are hundreds of varieties of occult magic: White Magick, Black Magick, Red Magic, Tantric (sex magic); Blue Magic, Neutral Magick, Liturgy Magic, Sympathetic Magic, Magic Mesmerism, Magnetism, Magical Hypnosis, Lycanthropy, and many more.
  8. TanookiSuit

    TanookiSuit GBAtemp Addict

    Nov 11, 2004
    United States
    Louisville, KY
    Ugh the religious zealots of the Christian world who shovel that shit to scare the crap out of parents and just idiots in general should be cockpunched into sterility as well as any of their infected offspring to purge such stupid ideas out of the next generation of society.

    I truly HATE people like that.

    Pokemon, Magic, etc have absolutely nothing about demonic symbology or the rest of it and I really wish they'd grow the fuck up instead of trying to find more easily used scapegoats for all the real bullshit in their lives they can't wish away with a bible so easily.
  9. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah GBAtemp Fan

    Jul 20, 2007
    United States
    And Americans.

    I remember when I was in high school, me and my Magic (Revised edition era) playing buddies had to have a talk with another of our friend's mom about the game. We had to keep reassure her that the skeleton cards weren't really going to summon skeletons! It would have been funny if it wasn't so sad.

    It eventually sank in that it was a harmless game.
  10. nloding

    nloding GBAtemp Fan

    Oct 22, 2006
    United States
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    Wow. That's fantastic. May I quote the best part?

    "Strange as it may sound to American ears, demonic possession is no longer confined to distant lands. Today, government schools from coast to coast are teaching students the skills once reserved for the tribal witchdoctor or shaman in distant lands. Children everywhere are learning the pagan formulas for invoking "angelic" or demonic spirits through multicultural education, popular books, movies, and television. It's not surprising that deadly explosions of untamed violence suddenly erupt from "normal" teens across our land."

    Pokemon = Non-American influence = Pagan = Demonic possession = School shooting.

    I think I'll go have a sex with a picnic table.
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

    Former Staff
    Apr 4, 2006

    Hell yeah, bruising brawl-fest [​IMG]

  12. ndpndnt16

    ndpndnt16 GBAtemp Regular

    Dec 24, 2007
    so gaming consoles is medevil thing?lol i love devils most specially baby ones looks so cute [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]