Roger's Profanisaurus

[jimmy j]

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[Icarus]

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[jimmy j]

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This one is dedicated to the art of swearing dude

Profanisaurusdancer's lance n. an unwelcome erection that appears when dancing closely with a member of the opposite sex. A Saturday night lever; St. Vitus pants.

feeding the ducks euph. Wanking. From the apparent similarity in hand movements.

pumper's lump n. The condition of enhanced right forearm muscle due to excessive wanking.

shooting submarines v, To fart in the bathtub

strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the carrot; stroking the wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck.

fuckwit n. Simpleton; one of little intelligence; bollock brain.

carpet duster n. A dense, heavier-than-air fart which forms a thin layer over the whole carpet.

I lol'd at that last one

 

[modshroom128]

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even that, is too imature for my own taste.