Roast thread

[Megadriver94]

ITS TIME FOR A ROAST THREAD on EOF! The roast can be in text, emoji, embed, or image form. So long as its a roast its fine!
Anyone wishing to volunteer to be the host/roastee?

 

[Subtle Demise]

 

[AmandaRose]

I don't mind being roastee as long as it's not a spit roast. Bring it on people

 

[VinsCool]

Roast me too, I like it

 

[Idontknowwhattoputhere]

Roast me too, I like it

L0rd b0ng0 will r0ast y0u

 

[Noctosphere]

There's that quebecois tv show here called Roast Battle
Humorist insulting each others (Roasting them)
it's fun to watch, but sometime, some humorists lack of imagination
Like that guy who kept roasting a girl about her weight, and just her weight, nothing else...

 

[Megadriver94]

I don't mind being roastee as long as it's not a spit roast. Bring it on people

Amanda Rose:
Half-wit who thinks Donald Trump actually did grope the women who were accusing him of unwanted groping for attention, ignores the wrongdoings of Dan Schneider, and pushes for open borders bullshit.

 

[AmandaRose]

Amanda Rose:
Half-wit who thinks Donald Trump actually did grope the women who were accusing him of unwanted groping for attention, ignores the wrongdoings of Dan Schneider, and pushes for open borders bullshit.

Megadriver94 you're so ugly, you scare the crap out of the toilet.

 

[Idontknowwhattoputhere]

Megadriver94 you're so ugly, you scare the crap out of the toilet.

Your so ugly cigar troll burns you with his looks

 

[Megadriver94]

Your so ugly cigar troll burns you with his looks

Your name fits you pretty well; You coudln't think of any actual name to put there because of an extra chromosome in one of your 23 pairs.

 

[AmandaRose]

Your name fits you pretty well; You coudln't think of any actual name to put there because of an extra chromosome in one of your 23 pairs.

Megadriver94 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

 

[Idontknowwhattoputhere]

Your name fits you pretty well; You coudln't think of any actual name to put there because of an extra chromosome in one of your 23 pairs.

I TOOK A SHIT ON Y0UR CAR THEN I T00K MY BIGGEST FUCKING PISS EVER
AND THEN BURNED YOU WITH A CIGAR

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Megadriver94 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

69

 

[Noctosphere]

I TOOK A SHIT ON Y0UR CAR THEN I T00K MY BIGGEST FUCKING PISS EVER
AND THEN BURNED YOU WITH A CIGAR

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69

You never know what to put there
Either its an empty space or an empty hole

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Roast me too, I like it

Youve got so much furryness inside you
That you are a fucking furry

 

[AmandaRose]

Noctosphere Learn from your parent's mistake... Use birth control.

 

[Noctosphere]

Noctosphere Learn from your parent's mistake... Use birth control.

Then my mom made three mistakes
Me, my sistra, and the guy she chose to fuck...

 

[AmandaRose]

Then my mom made three mistakes
Me, my sistra, and the guy she chose to fuck...

Hey why you not roasting me back lol. Actually surprised nobody has went with the easy option with me lol. Bring it on Nocto nothing is off limits.

Anyway is it true your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[Noctosphere]

Hey why you not roasting me back lol. Actually surprised nobody has went with the easy option with me lol. Bring it on Nocto nothing is off limits.

Anyway is it true your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Err... ok...
Youre a woman without uterus
ROASTED

 

[AmandaRose]

Err... ok...
Youre a woman without uterus
ROASTED

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Who is roasted now bitch lol.

 

[Noctosphere]

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Who is roasted now bitch lol.

I know i wont ever be the man my m...
HEY WAIT A MINUTE...

 

[VinsCool]

@Noctosphere your cat is the closest thing to a pussy you will ever have the chance to touch.