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Me: "Ronald, why is your phone red?"
Ronald McDonald: "Why is my phone red...?"
Me: "Yeah, your phone, why is it--"
Ronald McDonald: "I'll tell you why my f#&@ing phone is red. BECAUSE I'M A MC@$*&ING CLOWN!"
*Ring, ring, ring*
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "WHAT!?"
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "Oh! You don't say!
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "...You don't say!?"
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "You don't say..." *Hangs up*
Me: "Who was that, Ronald?"
*Dramatic pause*
Ronald McDonald: "He didn't say!"
Me: "So why don't you just star-sixty-nine him?"
Ronald McDonald: "I'm going to f^*%ing kill you, Ace"
***LATER THAT DAY***
So Ronald was apprehended by the authorities. And that's the story of how I became a zombie who feasts on the McDonald's food of the living. And to this day, I'm still luvin' it (but not really, because of the whole zombie thing, grrr, argh).
THE END.
(Or is it? Ooooooooo~!)
Ronald McDonald: "Why is my phone red...?"
Me: "Yeah, your phone, why is it--"
Ronald McDonald: "I'll tell you why my f#&@ing phone is red. BECAUSE I'M A MC@$*&ING CLOWN!"
*Ring, ring, ring*
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "WHAT!?"
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "Oh! You don't say!
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "...You don't say!?"
Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "You don't say..." *Hangs up*
Me: "Who was that, Ronald?"
*Dramatic pause*
Ronald McDonald: "He didn't say!"
Me: "So why don't you just star-sixty-nine him?"
Ronald McDonald: "I'm going to f^*%ing kill you, Ace"
***LATER THAT DAY***
So Ronald was apprehended by the authorities. And that's the story of how I became a zombie who feasts on the McDonald's food of the living. And to this day, I'm still luvin' it (but not really, because of the whole zombie thing, grrr, argh).
THE END.
(Or is it? Ooooooooo~!)
