Ring, ring

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Ace Gunman, Nov 2, 2007.

Nov 2, 2007

Ring, ring by Ace Gunman at 11:34 AM (805 Views / 0 Likes) 8 replies

  1. Ace Gunman
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    Former Staff Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Me: "Ronald, why is your phone red?"

    Ronald McDonald: "Why is my phone red...?"

    Me: "Yeah, your phone, why is it--"

    Ronald McDonald: "I'll tell you why my f#&@ing phone is red. BECAUSE I'M A MC@$*&ING CLOWN!"

    [​IMG]
    *Ring, ring, ring*

    Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "WHAT!?"

    Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "Oh! You don't say!

    Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "...You don't say!?"

    Ronald McDonald (on the phone): "You don't say..." *Hangs up*

    Me: "Who was that, Ronald?"

    *Dramatic pause*

    Ronald McDonald: "He didn't say!"

    [​IMG]

    Me: "So why don't you just star-sixty-nine him?"

    Ronald McDonald: "I'm going to f^*%ing kill you, Ace" [​IMG]

    ***LATER THAT DAY***

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    So Ronald was apprehended by the authorities. And that's the story of how I became a zombie who feasts on the McDonald's food of the living. And to this day, I'm still luvin' it (but not really, because of the whole zombie thing, grrr, argh).

    THE END.

    (Or is it? Ooooooooo~!)
     
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    hatin' it!


    nah jk, luvin it!
     
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    Sixty-nine him...

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  4. jumpman17

    Former Staff jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
     
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    Member halljames GBAtemp Regular

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    Dont quite get the point of this, is this humour??
     
  7. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE !
     
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    I laughed. I cried.

    A++++++ would read again.
     
  9. Ace Gunman
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    [​IMG] No big, not everyone will get it. Randomness is an acquired taste. [​IMG]
     

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