(Keikaku means plan) FOR REPORTERS ONLY, NOT TO BE SEEN BY THE INFERIOR DEGENERATES. Welcome, if you are reading this, then you are absolutely a Reporter on GBAtemp. As you may know, our long-running mission statement has not been to post news, but secretly destroy the site through sowing chaos at it's very roots. This, so far, is a tracker of our progress. So far, Nintendo buttmadness is up by 37% with the advent of E3. General trolling ratios for Reporters, which are expected to have one post out of every three be some sort of "trolling content", has been almost rendered obsolete, as you have all been posting on a 1:1 troll post to "real post" ratio. Great job! As for our puppet staff, most of them are in place. p1ngpong has been bought out, Costello realizes nothing is wrong. We have a few more staff members to buy out or take down in a coup, but so far the site is under control. Again, I thank you all for your involvement. Remember our motto: DO NOT REPORT. MAKE REPORTS. Hiel Guild!