Reporters' Master Keikaku

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  1. Guild McCommunist
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    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    FOR REPORTERS ONLY, NOT TO BE SEEN BY THE INFERIOR DEGENERATES.

    Welcome, if you are reading this, then you are absolutely a Reporter on GBAtemp. As you may know, our long-running mission statement has not been to post news, but secretly destroy the site through sowing chaos at it's very roots. This, so far, is a tracker of our progress.

    So far, Nintendo buttmadness is up by 37% with the advent of E3. General trolling ratios for Reporters, which are expected to have one post out of every three be some sort of "trolling content", has been almost rendered obsolete, as you have all been posting on a 1:1 troll post to "real post" ratio. Great job!

    As for our puppet staff, most of them are in place. p1ngpong has been bought out, Costello realizes nothing is wrong. We have a few more staff members to buy out or take down in a coup, but so far the site is under control.

    Again, I thank you all for your involvement. Remember our motto: DO NOT REPORT. MAKE REPORTS.

    Hiel Guild!
     
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  2. Guild McCommunist
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    SHIT I POSTED THIS IN THE WRONG SECTION FUCK ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPPENED.
     
  3. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    What the shit!?
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  4. Guild McCommunist
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    SHHH YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING FUCK.
     
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  6. Tom Bombadildo

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  7. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Ha ha, what a funny joke, Guild. You're so funny. How preposterous.

    On another note, hey, you know what's dumb? Pokemon, and the people who like it. So dumb. The dumbdest.
     
  8. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    NOTHING TO SEE HERE, DISPERSE, UNWASHED FILTH!

    Guild, c'mon. Have our puppet staff move this to the Legion of Doom section, will ya? Be professional, buttmadness is at stake here, geeeez. :angry:
     
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  10. Ryukouki

    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    Get back to work! :angry: :whip:
     
  11. Ammako

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