[RELEASE] LifeHax

[JellyPerson]

Now all of you guys have a safe way to run unsigned/untrusted programs in your Life!

This includes

- Backup Manager
- DLC Installer
- Emulators
- Linux
- And others!

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To install LifeHax, you need
-Bonesaw
-Wire
-USB Port
-USB
-Brain

Saw your skull open, revealing your brain

Solder your USB Port into your frontal lobe

Download the untrusted apps onto a USB drive

Put them in a folder

Your brain will open up an unused GUI

Open up a program

Have fun!

 

[Noctosphere]

Now all of you guys have a safe way to run unsigned/untrusted programs in your Life!

This includes

- Backup Manager
- DLC Installer
- Emulators
- Linux
- And others!

-----------------------------------------[I N S T A L L A T I O N G U I D E]-------------------------------

To install LifeHax, you need
-Bonesaw
-Wire
-USB Port
-USB
-Brain

Saw your skull open, revealing your brain

Solder your USB Port into your frontal lobe

Download the untrusted apps onto a USB drive

Put them in a folder

Your brain will open up an unused GUI

Open up a program

Have fun!

boooo

 

[Megakuma]

thanks it bricked my brain

 

[JellyPerson]

UPDATE:

For brick protection, hot glue a piece of heat absorbing plastic under your skull so your brain doesn't overheat

 

[Noctosphere]

instruction unclear
penis stuck in eye orbit

 

[JellyPerson]

Oops, for you male humans out there, you have an extra way to control the programs

It works like this:

You need to stick a needle into your scrotum, then you move it around as a joystick

 

[Noctosphere]

Oops, for you male humans out there, you have an extra way to control the programs

It works like this:

You need to stick a needle into your scrotum, then you move it around as a joystick

damn, you are even more twistedminded than me

 

[JellyPerson]

lmao

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WARNING
IF YOUR BRAIN GETS BRICKED, IT ISNT MY PROBLEM

 

[drenal]

could you use this to make real life catgirls?

 

[JellyPerson]

yes

 

[drenal]

yes

oh shit

 

[ATofix]

What can i run on LifeHax?

 

[DarthDub]

I'd rather die, thanks.

 

[dAVID_]

nice, but isn't there another way of having a joystick without the needle in scrotum thing? thx.

 

[ATofix]

Will God ban me if i use this btw?

 

[SoslanVanWieren]

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lmao

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WARNING
IF YOUR BRAIN GETS BRICKED, IT ISNT MY PROBLEM

You mean you die not bricked.

 

[SoslanVanWieren]

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lmao

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WARNING
IF YOUR BRAIN GETS BRICKED, IT ISNT MY PROBLEM

You mean you die not bricked.

 

[jimmyj]

I still bricked

 

[andeers]

Should I update or not?

 

[smileyhead]

Oops, for you male humans out there, you have an extra way to control the programs

It works like this:

You need to stick a needle into your scrotum, then you move it around as a joystick

 

[drenal]

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Yeah I don't like that option either. I guess I will put off from using lifehax for now.