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  1. Tomato Hentai
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    share your amazing haikus here
    i'll go first
    I consumed a pair / of radioactive shorts / that tasted like dirt
     
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    I found a little site
    it was called GBATemp
    Now it's full of noobs
     
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    New Pokémon game. / Noobs flooded all the forums. / We went to Bunker.
     
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    Smea announces a new hack. / Noobs flood the Temp servers. / 504 Brickway timeout.
     
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    Another World
    Sailing the great sea
    Exploring far horizons
    Becoming wiser
     
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    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense,
    Refrigerator.
     
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    I figured thoughts
    Foreshadowing in my mind
    Obscure dream fragments
     
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    5 syllables here
    And 7 syllables here
    I don't write haikus.

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    Roses are blue
    Voilets are red
    I have to go to the bathroom.
     
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    Another World
    Went ahead the road
    Felt the outsider's warm wind
    From Another World
     
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    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I'm color blind.
     
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    I have to help them
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    i once got in a / fistfight with an amoeba / the ameoba won
     
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    I want to hug that
    Cute fluffy creature that
    Is whishing real love
     
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    STOP SOUNDING POETIC.
     
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    FUCK YOU
     
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    b-b-but... I love you.
     
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    vinny's haikus are / too poetic for / the edge of the forum
     
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    Love really hurts me
    You keep being mean and rude
    This is a sad fact
     
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    Vinny thinks he is
    Funnystory, a big jerk.
    But that is not so.
     
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    I tried really hard
    Somewhere, imagination
    Forces me to cry.