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Ok can someone explain to me how this is legal!
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http://www.marryourdaughter.com/


I seriously hope this is one of those virial websites like www.rentmydaughter.com .....seriously this has to be a joke!
 

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Hate to tell you, that's a scam

Oh, and if it were real, it would be legal

To marry 13 year old with parents permission = legal
To sex 13 year old = illegal
 

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The testimonials cracked me up
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QUOTE said:
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.
 

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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

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QUOTE said:
“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

Umm...how is having your own credit card good?

DEBT FTW!
 

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man white girls are cheap, $8000 bucks for one? food cooker, beer delivery, farm tool, internet porn, someone to yell at when you feel down,

think of all the uses! driver, delivery service, work force, conversational peice ("i dun bought mah gurlfriend on the intranat"), holy crap if this was real i'd buy me a wife. now if this site was advertising cheap 3rd world country wives i'd beleive it.

thing is they must want to get rid of their kids for some unknown reason if they're charging money, high medical, annoying bitch, dumb, handicapable, slutty, damaged goods without warrenty if you ask me.



*Edit*
i swear i've seen some of those picture somewhere, perhaps fake profiles?, porn?, cant put my finger on where or what...
but i'm 95% sure i've seen it
 

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WTF ??? I think Im gonna get a wig and some make up, then whe someone "buy" me, I will be like "Surprise!!! U lost ur money sucka!!!"
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jk, LMAO
 
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