I have a strawberry cheesecake in the fridge and I still haven't eaten it, you're literally no match for me. This is the kind of restraint gods can only wish to have.
I thought that's just a term you add in front of the product's name to make it £1 dearer than the normal one at the grocery store, I didn't know it changed colours!
Can everyone please stop talking about cheesecake. Its nearly 3am and I'm all tucked up and rather toasty in bed and I really really want cheesecake now
Once again I fell down the martial arts rabbit hole and am plumbing the murky depths of the internet's various martial arts and fighting crafts echo chambers.
If you're not actively involved and only get up to speed every few years or so, you can see the tide of public opinion flapping worse than my dong while I'm skipping naked down a hallway.