Prank Cookies

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  1. Gore
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    I'm bored, so I wanna make cookies for my family, press them with a spoon, insert a secret ingredient, and close them and roll them up and bake them.
    I need secret ingredient suggestions.

    I will not put laxatives in though, so don't suggest those.
    Also, I will not jizz into the cookies. That's disgusting.
     


  2. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    That's horrible! I would go with jizz anyway though.
     
  3. p1ngpong

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    Olive and anchovie cookies! [​IMG]

    edit: with Jizz [​IMG]
     
  4. Gore
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    I'm really going to do this, so I'd like real suggestions too.
    I'd get beat with a 2x4 if they were jizz cookies.
    I'd do laxatives but I don't have access to them.
     
  5. Son of Science

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    gunpowder... Oh wait you probably don't wanna kill 'em XD
    Try chili powder and some cumon
     
  6. Man18

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    scoth bonnets. or bacon.
     
  7. callmebob

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    THC [​IMG] Only "special ingredient" you need!

    Wanna see their faces after a few of those cookies!
     
  8. Man18

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    he means teh hot chilis i swear.
     
  9. callmebob

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    Of course that´s what I meant! What else could I be reffering to?? [​IMG]
     
  10. ScuberSteve

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    something green and delicious?
    like...

    TEH HOT CHILIS.
     
  11. Westside

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    What's jizz?
     
  12. BiscuitCookie

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    try mostard [​IMG]
     
  13. Gore
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  14. ScuberSteve

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    Jizz is slang for semen.
     
  15. ScuberSteve

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    Oh, I have an idea:
    A spoonful of SALT.
     
  16. Man18

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    Yes. Yes it is slang for sailors.
     
  17. Westside

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  18. Gore
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    in gta 3 the pedestrians sometimes yell out

    "IN THE NAVY"

    and

    "YEAH YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS"
     
  19. Jdbye

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    Chili is definitely the best idea. You should use several different things though, only one kind in each cookie, and mix the cookies so you don't know which one is which.

    Maybe... garlic? [​IMG]
    Or... some kind of nasty tasting cheese?
    I'd imagine ketchup wouldn't exactly be yummy in cookies either. [​IMG]

    ...
    PICKLES!
     
  20. ScuberSteve

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    ...i don't think any of us actually meant chili...