Powerful X-ray machine debuts in Phoenix

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Feb 23, 2007
  1. Takrin
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    Old news but its kinda funny they added sensor system to the airport x-ray. so your privates wont be that revealing and cops wont get off i guess. anyhow doesnt this seem too... hmm too much? i mean if they wanted to hide plastique and xray just removes your clothes why not shove it up your ass? seeing how your going to die anyhow does it matter? i dont want to fly anymore it seems, get stripped of dignity then die in a fiery crash from a bird to the engine... least this isnt mandatory yet.

    for now lets just laugh at the guy in the video with the muffin top going on [​IMG]

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    Member Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    I saw that pic on the news this morning, and they zoomed right in on the ass crack. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

    BTW, the technology isn't that new. I had a pair of glasses that did the same thing. I think I got them from the back of a Boy Scout magazine about 20 years ago.
     
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    You can get this thing built into GLASSES?!
    This reminds me of a flash game...

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    Hopefully this will put an end to the always joyous experience of being randomly singled out by a burly customs officer who has decided it's YOUR BUM he wants to push his fingers into [​IMG]
    They'll have no excuse now - they'll be able to zoom right in and check it out on video.
     
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    Wait till the US forces every airport on the planet to use this crap on every flight, small or big (I'm still loving the whole no liquids bullshot). This is getting ridiculous. Thanks, US paranoia.
     
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    they will think i have a gun in my underwear [​IMG]
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    TONIGHT ON ACTION NEWS FIVE

    U.S. INSTIGATES MANDATORY NUDISM

    FILM AT ELEVEN

    AND TWELVE

    AND ONE

    ETC


    PS I DONT LIKE MONDAYS
     
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    I hear ya guys, that the US is getting TOO paranoid... But you know what they say.. "better safe than sorry" right?
     
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    Hey man u shit us not? X-Ray glasses exist?!?1 Friggin hell where can i get one and for how much?!?!
     
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    Arizona?!?!?!?! HOOORAW!!!
     
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    you buy "x-ray" glasses, but they dont use x-rays, and they cost like $2400
     
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    I live in AZ. Can't wait to try out this new machine! One more obstacle to make me late.. Sounds good to me! [​IMG]
     

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