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Aug 29, 2011
  1. Sora de Eclaune
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    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    If you see any posts you can't understand because they're written in stupidese (AKA retardese, if you needed that clarification), post them up here. I'll translate them to the best of my ability.

    For example:
    THIS
    becomes
    THIS

    So yeah. Carry on.
     


  2. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Try this one:

    You know your own degrees; sit down. At first and last, the hearty welcome. Ourself will mingle with society and play the humble host. Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time we will require her welcome. See, they encounter thee with their hearts' thanks. Both sides are even. Here I’ll sit in the midst. Be large in mirth. Anon we’ll drink a measure the table round. It's better thee without than he within. Is he dispatched?

    Aside form that guy, I can understand everything else I read if it's supposedly English.
     
  3. machomuu

    Member machomuu Drops by occasionally

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    Anythong posted by steve007. Anything.
     
  4. Quietlyawesome94

    Member Quietlyawesome94 GBAtemp Maniac

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    You beat me to it. I came into this thread thinking of him [​IMG]
     
  5. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Just a note: This is EoF. If this is meant to be serious, this shoudl be in general off-topic.
     
  6. Sora de Eclaune
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    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Oh...then can this be moved?
     
  7. machomuu

    Member machomuu Drops by occasionally

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    Nah, this is definitely EoF material.
     
  8. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Disagree entirely.

    @Sora - Incorrect. Check for a Shakespear to Modern day english guide. It's from Macbeth, act 3.
     
  9. machomuu

    Member machomuu Drops by occasionally

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    Why? Is something like this really serious enough or really going to get posts serious enough to be in the main forum? People might find is insulting.
     
  10. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    People who post with that horrid grammar SHOULD feel insulted imo.
     
  11. machomuu

    Member machomuu Drops by occasionally

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    I like that logic, crude albeit frank. In that case, by all means.
     
  12. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    I'm well known to be very frank/blunt [​IMG] I don't hide how I feel about things, the way most women do.
     
  13. koimayeul

    Member koimayeul GBAtemp Maniac

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    I would request some help with those, they are from a friend of mine.


    - Worthless if the words and the hoop fiber of your being viewed as just a lie.

    - Oh wow, TQ for u, I hate to lie, & I don't like the block itself. I say what I think about what it would feel the same always. ^^

    - For me, music is a type of drug is that does not make me, bcos I'm missing any.

    - I could listen to very much. Feel sad. Although I have never had a boyfriend, I think, as any given song.

    - This warm body on the night of love. Throw me to put my lights. I love my mind, there are the people who love it .. makes me relax. ^^

    - I hate myself as a sensitive Without regard to myself, I hate this feeling that I was. >.< hate Me hate me..

    - I would not say it's not a problem to punish the bad. I have rights.love the time it was just a long shot I do not know that.

    - The date it hurt the heart. I always thought that my life it would be meaningless. Tears flow as it does not have enough left.


    Thank you in advance, even if you can't help! [​IMG]
     
  14. Snailface

    Member Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    This is a typical totalnoob617 wall-of-text, paranoid manifesto.
    Sometimes he strings 3 or 4 posts like this in a row.
    This dude scares me.

     
  15. rastsan

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    Just go with it...

    I myself have really good days and really bad days for communicating in text form. (the whole dyslexia mysnomia thing)

    "that yellow red thing, that tastes. tastes of floor polish smell but not like that. It can be rolled. It has 2 other things like it that are like it and aren't like it. you know, we drink it sometimes. "

    Direct from vhs interview when hey had me tested way way back. Ah memories....

    if you were lost I was talking about aronges - oranges and later limes and lemons in that quote. Even I looking back get lost reading that. Although at the same time I understand exactly what it means. sigh...
     
  16. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    This. [​IMG]
     
  17. bdacanay

    Newcomer bdacanay Advanced Member

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    Try translating this:

    I want to put my weenie in your hiney. And, I don't care who knows it.
     
  18. Sora de Eclaune
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    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    "I want to have anal sex with you, and I don't care who knows."
     
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    Member FrozenIndignatio Tyrant R. of ye olde Prinny Squad

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    It's like, from deep inside you, there's this kind of whoosh, and then this ahhh, and then it's like, kaboom! And then from there it's sort of wiggly and kinda fluffy.
     
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    Member BlueStar GBAtemp Psycho!

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