Posting dirty jokes is allowed here!!!!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by VinsCool, Dec 19, 2014.

  1. VinsCool
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    Heya!
    I am bored of all the quietude of GBAtemp, so why not having fun?

    Let's just post jokes, stories, anecdotes, anything dirty, yet funny and cool to read :D


    I start with this random joke:

    Q: What would you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A: Slow it down, and use more lube! :creep:


    Soooo, let just have some shit here, I want to have fun :D
     
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    Finding that out myself.

    That's what she said. :tpi:
     
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    She smoked a lot, but she enjoyed the pain more :creep:
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.
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  6. Ammako

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    That was actually pretty funny
     
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    Away from this shithole
     
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    That was disturbing :mellow:
     
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    A man returns home after a long day at job. He goes straight to his wife and say: "listen honey, I had a bad day and I'm so tired, I can't satisfy you, You better suck my dick before I sleep!"
    She replies: "Oh darling, I'm not in that mood right now, just masturbate on a glass and I will drink it tomorow."

    :tpi:
     
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    This is how my gf usually has orgasm :tpi:
    casserole.jpg
     
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    Q- How do we made a women scream twice?
    A- 1: Fuck her in her asshole 2: Clear the shit from your dick on the curtain

    :tpi:
     
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    i dont think enough psychology can help me with what i saw.

    :blink:
     
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